The official Dirty Sanchez thread.
We kinda went over it in another thread so i figured why not give it its own thread. This is within the first 3 rounds, or trade a current player whos value is worth the first 3 rds for a qb. So far we know that:
Dortoh- will kick puppies
Timmy - will hang himself
TKO-will break his hand punching chuck norris in the nads
U29- will castrate himself with a spoon and floss
Denbronx-would set his house on fire, and slash all the tires in his neighborhood.
Top-will ride his dino off a cliff
Ikillzombies-go to florida and feed himself to the one eyed gator
HONZ-scratch his balls then place in undustrial strength vacuum
getlynch- punch goldfish in the face.
Skinny-smash the crap out of cell phone and throw it at Mcd stupid face
BDB-tongue 90 year old neighbor and sit on a cactus.
Broncospsycho- sacrifice himself to ancient latin american gods, sexually first, then mentally, then disembowlment.
Hobe- turn off tv and drink himself to death
TNed- make all of us convert to bears fans and be a part of the bearsforums.com society.
Dogfish- Kick U29 in the gut. (before U29 castrates himself with a spoon and floss)
Last edited by underrated29; 04-25-2009 at 03:35 PM.
The Plan at the moment:
Draft: Trade a 3rd and 6th this year to a team to move up and get a 2nd next year (this will happen).
Players I want:
Jake Ferguson (Jake Butt) or Jelani Woods or Jeremy Ruckert or Cade Otten (owen daniels) at TE- All 4th rd or later.
Troy Anderson LB 3rd/4th rd (yay Timmy!)
Neil Farrell, JR DL- run stuffer- bye purcell