Thread: The official what you will do if we take a QB thread.

We kinda went over it in another thread so i figured why not give it its own thread. This is within the first 3 rounds, or trade a current player whos value is worth the first 3 rds for a qb. So far we know that:

Dortoh- will kick puppies
Timmy - will hang himself
TKO-will break his hand punching chuck norris in the nads
U29- will castrate himself with a spoon and floss
Denbronx-would set his house on fire, and slash all the tires in his neighborhood.
Top-will ride his dino off a cliff
Ikillzombies-go to florida and feed himself to the one eyed gator
HONZ-scratch his balls then place in undustrial strength vacuum
getlynch- punch goldfish in the face.
Skinny-smash the crap out of cell phone and throw it at Mcd stupid face
BDB-tongue 90 year old neighbor and sit on a cactus.
Broncospsycho- sacrifice himself to ancient latin american gods, sexually first, then mentally, then disembowlment.
Hobe- turn off tv and drink himself to death
TNed- make all of us convert to bears fans and be a part of the bearsforums.com society.
Dogfish- Kick U29 in the gut. (before U29 castrates himself with a spoon and floss)

Kind of vague. I didn't see the other thread or I don't know which you're talking about.

If the Broncos draft a QB in the 1st round (i.e. Sanchez or Freeman) I will go to Florida and feed myself to the gators.

If the Broncos draft a QB in the later rounds (i.e. Patton, Harrell, White) I will.......buy everyone a round of beer?

Originally Posted by ikillz0mbies

Kind of vague. I didn't see the other thread or I don't know which you're talking about.

If the Broncos draft a QB in the 1st round (i.e. Sanchez or Freeman) I will go to Florida and feed myself to the gators.

If the Broncos draft a QB in the later rounds (i.e. Patton, Harrell, White) I will.......buy everyone a round of beer?

I like the way you think. To the list you go.....

If we draft Sanchez at 12, I will probably scratch my balls. If we move up for a QB, I will place my balls into an industrial strength vacuum.

What would I do if we take a QB? Well nothing really

If we take a QB in the first 3 rounds, I'm punching my goldfish in the face.

Originally Posted by honz

If we draft Sanchez at 12, I will probably scratch my balls. If we move up for a QB, I will place my balls into an industrial strength vacuum.

any qb taken within the first 3 rds or player traded valued within the first 3 to me counts, so vacuum it is for you honzy

I'm thinking of adopting a puppy tonight just to be prepared

If we stay put at #12 and don't get Raji or T. Jackson then I'm ok with best player available. At that point it's all about value since we will not be improving our DLine.

Originally Posted by BigDaddyBronco

I will tongue my 90 year old neighboor and and sit on a cactus.

Wow BDB- ok to the list you go.

Smash the crap out of my cell phone. I've been wanting a new one.

I'll sacrifice myself to any number of ancient Latin American gods, especially if we trade up for one.

Well I'm out of here. Great convos today thanks everyone.

Hopefully I will be able to bounce in here Monday free of guilt from kicking any puppys

Ok boys, updated.

Turn off the TV and drink heavily, very heavily. THe day shouldn't be a complete waste!

Originally Posted by underrated29

We kinda went over it in another thread so i figured why not give it its own thread. This is within the first 3 rounds, or trade a current player whos value is worth the first 3 rds for a qb. So far we know that:

Dortoh- will kick puppies
Timmy - will hang himself
TKO-will break his hand punching chuck norris in the nads
U29- will castrate himself with a spoon and floss
Denbron- i think he said he would set his house on fire.
Top-will ride his dino off a cliff
Ikillzombies-go to florida and feed himself to the one eyed gator
HONZ-scratch his balls then place in undustrial strength vacuum
getlynch- punch goldfish in the face.
Skinny-smash the crap out of cell phone and throw it at Mcd stupid face
BDB-tongue 90 year old neighbor and sit on a cactus.
Broncospsycho- sacrifice himself to ancient latin american gods, sexually first, then mentally, then disembowlment.

Follow through with my plan to move BroncosForums to BearsForums.com