Thread: Michael Bay sucks...

All his movies are a pile of shit....he takes a good idea, and then adds a whole bunch of cinamatic CG bullshit and eff's the whole thing up.

I challenge anyone to name a michael bay movie that was good. (and don't say transformers, that movie was a pile of steaming horse jizz, the 1986 animated version was awesome).

Originally Posted by sneakers

All his movies are a pile of shit....he takes a good idea, and then adds a whole bunch of cinamatic CG bullshit and eff's the whole thing up.

I challenge anyone to name a michael bay movie that was good. (and don't say transformers, that movie was a pile of steaming horse jizz, the 1986 animated version was awesome).

transformers was ok.... The acting was sub-par...but being a transformers fan, i enjoyed the action and the CG work... How can u make robots changing into cars without CG??

again the acting was pretty crappy.....


FACE OFF was pretty good....


Ever notice how he has the same shit in his movies:

shitty acting
explosions
fire
slow motion bird scenes
jesus complex

Hahahahaha! I just learned that Michael Bay directed the Meatloaf video "I Would Do Anything for Love".

Bad Boys is OK, and Armageddon's watchable.....................never forgive him for killing Bruce Willis & not Ben Affleck though

FACE OFF????

I though that was John Woo?

The Transformers movies were awesome. You need to cut back on the drinking of horse jizz sneaks. lol

Yeah, agreed Northman.

The first Transformers was good.

Pearl Harbor sucks just a little bit more than I miss you.

Pear Harbor is undoubtedly the worst movie ever. Bay Directed it. Need I say more.

Originally Posted by Thnikkaman

Pear Harbor is undoubtedly the worst movie ever. Bay Directed it. Need I say more.

Top of my head, Dusk 'til Dawn 2 & 3 were infinitely worse than Pearl Harbour

Bad Boys 1 & 2 were both great.


Transformers the first was horrible...The only good came out of it was Megan Fox. I refuse to see the second one...>Even though she is in it again.

The Rock was also badass...And I didn't know he did Face off...That movie was cool too.

Not all movies are going to win oscars. But again I am just a sucker for explosions and action. Megan Fox added to the mix and OMG I did not mind my Saturday night at the movies at all.

Originally Posted by sneakers

All his movies are a pile of shit....he takes a good idea, and then adds a whole bunch of cinamatic CG bullshit and eff's the whole thing up.

I challenge anyone to name a michael bay movie that was good. (and don't say transformers, that movie was a pile of steaming horse jizz, the 1986 animated version was awesome).

From the part when they play "You Got The Touch" and Prime takes center stage, to Galvatron obliterating Starscream to dust, those 15 minutes are better than anything Michael Bay has ever done with a camera. Not to mention when Unicron transformed. First time I said "Oh shit!" in my parents' presence. The whole 1986 movie was awesome and was the first DVD movie I brought wheh I switched from VHS.

I liked the first Transformers, but I wasn't too impressed. I have yet to see the second one but I already know it won't match the 1986 film.

I liked Bad Boys because of Smith and Martin, nothing else.

Michael Bay is what I call a non-pornographic porn director. Just like with porn movies, I go to WATCH. When I want a plot, I go to a real movie.

Originally Posted by Devilspawn

From the part when they play "You Got The Touch" and Prime takes center stage, to Galvatron obliterating Starscream to dust, those 15 minutes are better than anything Michael Bay has ever done with a camera. Not to mention when Unicron transformed. First time I said "Oh shit!" in my parents' presence. The whole 1986 movie was awesome and was the first DVD movie I brought wheh I switched from VHS.

I remember I was 6, and I saw it in theaters, and I cried when Optimus Prime died.

And Unicron is totally more badass than anything in the new transformer movies (also Devestator (constucticons) it pretty rad too).

Oh and I like the Dinobots too!

Man, that animated film is so awesome!

Originally Posted by BroncoAV06

Not all movies are going to win oscars. But again I am just a sucker for explosions and action. Megan Fox added to the mix and OMG I did not mind my Saturday night at the movies at all.

Megan Fox is overrated.