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    Make fun of NASCAR now! You think it's boring? We added a giant ball of fiery jet fuel to turn 3!
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    there's already a thread for this, mods please merge.

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    NASCAR has Juan les jet drier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbfan2007 View Post
    Make fun of NASCAR now! You think it's boring? We added a giant ball of fiery jet fuel to turn 3!
    So that's what happens when a NASCAR driver turns right.
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    OH:

    "Hello Jet Drier. My Name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you killed my father, Prepare to die."
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    They were showing this at a restaurant last night and I jokingly asked "How many laps before Danica gets in a crash?" and somebody said "Oh, she's already out." Turned out she was in a crash on lap two but, for the haters, it seemed like Danica wasn't at fault. She was just caught up in the traffic.
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    Danica should go back to looking pretty cause she pretty much sucks as a driver.

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    That was the most ridiculous spectacle I have seen in a long time. I don't like NASCAR anyway, but man that was a cluster pounding ....
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    I feel bad for Danica because usually when I see a replay of her wrecks, it's rarely her fault. It's easy to make fun of someone for wrecking a lot, but I'm not sure what they're suppose to do when they get hit.

    I really wish it was 2 teammates at the front at the end. Dale Jr was third and finally gave up on Biffle and passed him. Maybe if JR had a teammate left that didn't wreck he would have had help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbfan2007 View Post
    I feel bad for Danica because usually when I see a replay of her wrecks, it's rarely her fault. It's easy to make fun of someone for wrecking a lot, but I'm not sure what they're suppose to do when they get hit.
    Switch her sponsor to the US Army so she can drive a customized Abram's? Granted, the HUMVEEs & Strikers are probably a lot faster. However, you Army guys can correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that there's a much better chance for one of them to get knocked into the wall by one of those stock cars. Of the two, I'd imagine that the HUMVEE would be more maneuverable when trying to avoid crashes. However, the Abram's doesn't worry about trivial matters like that. The Bradleys would probably provide an adequate compromise between all of them.
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