Got this in an email from an old husker buddy..... haha
>>>>
>>>> HUSKER Q & A
>>>>
>>>> Q: What do you call 12 multi-millionaires sitting
>>>> around a TV watching the Big 12 Championship game?
>>>> A: The Nebraska Cornhusker coaching staff.
>>>>
>>>> Q: What do the Nebraska coach Bill Callahan
>>>> and Billy Graham have in common?
>>>> A: They both can make 70,000 people stand
>>>> up and yell "Jesus Christ".
>>>>
>>>> Q: How do you keep a Nebraska Cornhusker
>>>> out of your yard?
>>>> A: Put up goal posts, a first down marker,
>>>> or an end zone.
>>>>
>>>> Q: What do you call a Nebraska Coach with a
>>>> BCS National Championship Bowl ring?
>>>> A: A thief.
>>>>
>>>> Q: Why was Bill Callahan upset when the
>>>> Nebraska Cornhusker play book was stolen?
>>>> A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
>>>>
>>>> Q: What's the difference between the
>>>> Nebraska Cornhusker Football Team and a dollar bill?
>>>> A: You can still get four quarters out of a
>>>> dollar bill.
>>>>
>>>> Q: What do the Nebraska Cornhusker Football Team
>>>> and possums have in common?
>>>> A: Both play dead at home (and get killed
>>>> on the road).
>>>>
>>>>
Bitter Clinger. Deal with it.