Thread: Monkeys: Cute or Freaky

Originally Posted by bronconut

not sure. but there has to be soem type of natural barrier. that is really interesting. monkey roadkill?

You're right again Nut! The monkeys are on an island and the natural barrier is water of course.

You see, monkeys can't swim!!

Zoo visitors board a boat to view the monkeys. And there are several varieties that co-mingle with each other like chimps, orangutans and other monkeys.

I took that boat ride but was still nervous because I was afraid an orangutan would miraculously learn to swim and attack me.

I'm somewhat of a ***** around monkeys.

Originally Posted by WTE

You're right again Nut! The monkeys are on an island and the natural barrier is water of course.

You see, monkeys can't swim!!

Zoo visitors board a boat to view the monkeys. And there are several varieties that co-mingle with each other like chimps, orangutans and other monkeys.

I took that boat ride but was still nervous because I was afraid an orangutan would miraculously learn to swim and attack me.

I'm somewhat of a ***** around monkeys.

I'm very intelligent. i don't take anything at face value. I consider all possibilities. Only then do I post.

Originally Posted by bronconut

I'm very intelligent. i don't take anything at face value. I consider all possibilities. Only then do I post.

Who ever said you were intelligent?

The self-aggrandizement that you purport is becoming very annoying.

Originally Posted by WTE

Who ever said you were intelligent?

The self-aggrandizement that you purport is becoming very annoying.

I just said it WTE. I get the feeling that you don't agree

OK Nut, if you're so intelligent then answer this riddle....

To make it stand, I hold it
To make it smooth, I lick it
To make it enter, I push it in.

What am I doing?

Originally Posted by WTE

OK Nut, if you're so intelligent then answer this riddle....

To make it stand, I hold it
To make it smooth, I lick it
To make it enter, I push it in.

What am I doing?

eating an icecream cone

I'm threading a needle Nut.

See, you're not so smart.

Originally Posted by WTE

I'm threading a needle Nut.

See, you're not so smart.

well that's a pretty stupid riddle. licking an ice cream cone is a more suitable answer. what are you licking to make smooth in threading a needle? the thread? so the thread is smooth now that it's licked and before it was not smooth? That is really pretty stupid if you stop to consider that.

ut oh, you're an engineer. forgot, you don't think.

There is a monkey island near a restraunt in Florida.... but not naples. YOu can watch the monkeys play as you eat. Strange that Florida keeps having this monkey island going on.

Originally Posted by bronconut

eating an icecream cone

Originally Posted by WTE

I'm threading a needle Nut.

See, you're not so smart.

I guess my mind was in the gutter because I was going somehwere COMPLETELY different with that one.

Originally Posted by underrated29

I guess my mind was in the gutter because I was going somehwere COMPLETELY different with that one.

OH REALLY???

Originally Posted by bronconut

well that's a pretty stupid riddle. licking an ice cream cone is a more suitable answer. what are you licking to make smooth in threading a needle? the thread? so the thread is smooth now that it's licked and before it was not smooth? That is really pretty stupid if you stop to consider that.

ut oh, you're an engineer. forgot, you don't think.

I'm far from an engineer Nut. In many ways I'm the anti-engineer. I can't even box my lunch.

But the 3rd part of the riddle was "to push it in I enter it" What are you pushing in when you eat an ice cream cone Nut?

Don't tell me you're boning your Rocky Road?

Originally Posted by WTE

I'm far from an engineer Nut. In many ways I'm the anti-engineer. I can't even box my lunch.

But the 3rd part of the riddle was "to push it in I enter it" What are you pushing in when you eat an ice cream cone Nut?

Don't tell me you're boning your Rocky Road?

It pushes the cone into it's mouth

Originally Posted by bronconut

It pushes the cone into it's mouth

I just slapped my hand to the side of my head in asoundishment!

Actually I didn't. I said that for effect.

Well done Nut!

Originally Posted by WTE

Don't tell me you're boning your Rocky Road?

I don't think that's physically possible.