Thread: 'sup, chumps!?

You chumps ready for a heart-wrenching, soul-killing, hype-ending, reputation-destroying, momentum-stopping, humiliating one sided defeat next week?
Thought so! You've been preparing for the storm since the schedules were announced.

Look on the bright side, though! It's not every day your crummy donkey team gets to get smashed by two GOATS at once. Maybe some of you can get Brady and Belichick's autograph while there in town.

If any of you have seats near the end zone tell Gronk I said Hi.
If you miss him the first time you can catch him the second or third.

Brady > Elway.

A decade long retired, wine selling Bledsoe > Tebow.

Thanks for being part of our gravy kiddy schedule as we close the season on our way to the superbowl.

CHUMPS.

Originally Posted by NEPatriots

You chumps ready for a heart-wrenching, soul-killing, hype-ending, reputation-destroying, momentum-stopping, humiliating one sided defeat next week?
Thought so! You've been preparing for the storm since the schedules were announced.

Look on the bright side, though! It's not every day your crummy donkey team gets to get smashed by two GOATS at once. Maybe some of you can get Brady and Belichick's autograph while there in town.

If any of you have seats near the end zone tell Gronk I said Hi.
If you miss him the first time you can catch him the second or third.

Brady > Elway.

A decade long retired, wine selling Bledsoe > Tebow.

Thanks for being part of our gravy kiddy schedule as we close the season on our way to the superbowl.

CHUMPS.

Von Miller will say hello to Brady and whoever else they put in after Brady whines and cries after getting his ass handed to him.

Nice fantasy. You should write a thriller.

Originally Posted by NEPatriots

Nice fantasy. You should write a thriller.

It would be a hit!! Just like Von Miller is gonna do to to your bitch ass cry baby QB. Get your Kleenex ready, cuz Brady's gonna need a pallet of that shit after Miller and Doom are done with that little whiny girl.

Originally Posted by NEPatriots

You chumps ready for a heart-wrenching, soul-killing, hype-ending, reputation-destroying, momentum-stopping, humiliating one sided defeat next week?
Thought so! You've been preparing for the storm since the schedules were announced.

Look on the bright side, though! It's not every day your crummy donkey team gets to get smashed by two GOATS at once. Maybe some of you can get Brady and Belichick's autograph while there in town.

If any of you have seats near the end zone tell Gronk I said Hi.
If you miss him the first time you can catch him the second or third.

Brady > Elway.

A decade long retired, wine selling Bledsoe > Tebow.

Thanks for being part of our gravy kiddy schedule as we close the season on our way to the superbowl.

CHUMPS.

didn't realize you were a Bears fan

"Next week"

I wanted to give you a little extra time to consider starting a petition to just forfeit.

Originally Posted by NEPatriots

"Next week"

I wanted to give you a little extra time to consider starting a petition to just forfeit.

it's ok....I forgive you for not being able to read a football schedule correctly....God knows how hard t must be for you.....I was gonna chalk it up to an accident, but that more closely fits with you surviving childhood....so I'm left with option 2 you're just not that bright....oh and Patriots suck

That's pretty clever how you did that. You know, mask your fear and dread and sense of impending doom with insults. Had me fooled.

The above video has been provided so you're fully aware of what you're going to have to endure.
Yeah, we're the team that leads inferior football organizations 60 to 0 and than goes for it on 4th down and 5... and converts.

Hope you like depressing defeats. You're gonna' get one.
Thanks for contributing to our #1 seed for the post season!

If Miller gets within 5 yards of Brady, the refs will throw a flag.

Trolls are funny

BLASPHEMER! How dare you question the inerrancy of St. Timothy The Inaccurate?

Question: Which quarterback has the higher winning percentage as a starting QB this season? Brady or Tebow?

Which QB won more national championships in college? Brady or Tebow?

I rest my case.

Question:

Who is a lock for the NFL Hall of Fame?
Brady or Tebow?

Who is a a three time World Champion?
Brady or Tebow?

Who is a two time Superbowl MVP?
Brady or Tebow?

Who is the only quarterback in the history of the NFL to lead a team to an undefeated 16-0 football season?
Brady or Tebow?

Who was the only unanimous NFL league MVP in NFL history?
Brady or Tebow?

Who holds the record for the most consecutive wins in the post season?
Brady or Tebow?

Who holds the record for most completions in a Superbowl?
Brady or Tebow?

Who has the record for most Superbowl completions?
Brady or Tebow?

Who has the record for the highest completion percentage with at least 20 passes in a post season game?
Brady or Tebow?

Who has the record for the most touchdown passes in a regular season?
Brady or Tebow?

Who has the record for the largest touchdown to interception differential in a regular season?
Brady or Tebow?

Should I continue? I'm only about a 10th of the way down the list. This could go on for a pretty long time.

Really set yourself up for that one, didn't ya'?

Originally Posted by NEPatriots

Question:

Who is a lock for the NFL Hall of Fame?
Brady or Tebow?

Who is a a three time World Champion?
Brady or Tebow?

Who is a two time Superbowl MVP?
Brady or Tebow?

Who is the only quarterback in the history of the NFL to lead a team to an undefeated 16-0 football season?
Brady or Tebow?

Who was the only unanimous NFL league MVP in NFL history?
Brady or Tebow?

Who holds the record for the most consecutive wins in the post season?
Brady or Tebow?

Who holds the record for most completions in a Superbowl?
Brady or Tebow?

Who has the record for most Superbowl completions?
Brady or Tebow?

Who has the record for the highest completion percentage with at least 20 passes in a post season game?
Brady or Tebow?

Who has the record for the most touchdown passes in a regular season?
Brady or Tebow?

Who has the record for the largest touchdown to interception differential in a regular season?
Brady or Tebow?

Should I continue? I'm only about a 10th of the way down the list. This could go on for a pretty long time.

Really set yourself up for that one, didn't ya'?

who gives a ****?
You or You

What team broke that playoff streak?
Denver or Denver

What is Brady's record against Denver?

Do your balls....

hang low or wobble to and fro?

Are u here to smack or play Pats Jeopardy?

18-1 byotch.

Maybe the Pats should concentrate on finding a defense first. Almost giving up the ghost to Indy is embarrassing.