You chumps ready for a heart-wrenching, soul-killing, hype-ending, reputation-destroying, momentum-stopping, humiliating one sided defeat next week?
Thought so! You've been preparing for the storm since the schedules were announced.
Look on the bright side, though! It's not every day your crummy donkey team gets to get smashed by two GOATS at once. Maybe some of you can get Brady and Belichick's autograph while there in town.
If any of you have seats near the end zone tell Gronk I said Hi.
If you miss him the first time you can catch him the second or third.
Brady > Elway.
A decade long retired, wine selling Bledsoe > Tebow.
Thanks for being part of our gravy kiddy schedule as we close the season on our way to the superbowl.