Thread: Horses could soon be slaughtered for meat in US

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

The way I understand it, there's nothing wrong with that as long as you don't cross state lines.

When? Is it ok to cross state lines with the shetland still alive? What about bringing in a rotiserrie from a different state but never moving the pony? Could Clay take a dump in Georgia the next day or must he ensure there is no horse left in his system prior to crossing state lines? Would he run faster after eating a thoroughbred?

I don't know... But I feel these questions must be answered.

Originally Posted by Davii

When? Is it ok to cross state lines with the shetland still alive? What about bringing in a rotiserrie from a different state but never moving the pony? Could Clay take a dump in Georgia the next day or must he ensure there is no horse left in his system prior to crossing state lines? Would he run faster after eating a thoroughbred?

I don't know... But I feel these questions must be answered.

I don't really feel comfortable with clay crossing any state lines to be honest with you, much less doing so with a Shetland pony, alive or dead, or the urge to take a dump.

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

I don't really feel comfortable with clay crossing any state lines to be honest with you, much less doing so with a Shetland pony, alive or dead, or the urge to take a dump.

Well now its a challenge.

Yummy.

Watching horses bone is an amazing experience.

Originally Posted by BeefStew25

Watching horses bone is an amazing experience.

I've seen that many times. I was stable hand when I was a teenager. I remember this one stud was led out into the arena to poke a mare that was tied up/hobbled, etc. Most studs go apeshit when they smell a horny mare. This guy just had this lacksadasical attitude. He just ho hummed over the the mare, mounted, shot his load, and slid off. It was like he was just doing his job. he covered so many mares, just another day.

Originally Posted by bronconut

I've seen that many times. I was stable hand when I was a teenager. I remember this one stud was led out into the arena to poke a mare that was tied up/hobbled, etc. Most studs go apeshit when they smell a horny mare. This guy just had this lacksadasical attitude. He just ho hummed over the the mare, mounted, shot his load, and slid off. It was like he was just doing his job. he covered so many mares, just another day.

Hold on I am going to grab a sock.

Originally Posted by BeefStew25

Hold on I am going to grab a sock.

but I've seen some crazy horse sex. they are into their s and m. both the stallion and the mare have to be protected. one of the mare's back feet is tied down so she doesnt' kick the stud and ther withers are covered so the stud doesn't bite her while mounted.

Originally Posted by bronconut

but I've seen some crazy horse sex. they are into their s and m. both the stallion and the mare have to be protected. one of the mare's back feet is tied down so she doesnt' kick the stud and ther withers are covered so the stud doesn't bite her while mounted.

Yeah I saw the same thing. I also saw a chick fist a female horse. I know we have talked about this before, but I didn't realize female genatalia got that big.

Imagine a San Diego Whale's Vagina.

Originally Posted by BeefStew25

Yeah I saw the same thing. I also saw a chick fist a female horse. I know we have talked about this before, but I didn't realize female genatalia got that big.

Imagine a San Diego Whale's Vagina.

oh yeah, the vag can be pretty big on a horse. big enough for a human arm for sure. We had horses and the mares would turn their vaginas inside out and drip when they were in heat. They were really bitchy during that time too.

but yes, a Whale's vagina would be quite vacuous, I would imagine.

Originally Posted by bronconut

oh yeah, the vag can be pretty big on a horse. big enough for a human arm for sure. We had horses and the mares would turn their vaginas inside out and drip when they were in heat. They were really bitchy during that time too.

but yes, a Whale's vagina would be quite vacuous, I would imagine.

Nut, do female humans go into heat?

Originally Posted by BeefStew25

Nut, do female humans go into heat?

sure they do beef. You might have heard phrase like "that time of the month", "she's on the rag", etc. those refer to the time that a women enters and goes through a monthly cycle. She may be irritable during this time. and horny before and after. And during.

Originally Posted by bronconut

sure they do beef. You might have heard phrase like "that time of the month", "she's on the rag", etc. those refer to the time that a women enters and goes through a monthly cycle. She may be irritable during this time. and horny before and after. And during.

Oh. At my house we call that 'Sleep in the garage unto your wound coagulates'.

Im only for for it if American people can start clubing horses like baby seals. Sure, it will take a GIGANTIC club and you may have to beat the horse OVER AND OVER in the head, but thats part of the fun!