Thread: I'm Just Speechless----these KC Chiefs Jokes....haha

Just trying to start up a little trouble here with my buddy in KC.
We need to liven' up this party!

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Holy Toledos."

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book
was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home.

Now some of these were not nice.....http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?t=40941
But they came off of a Chargers forum?

Yep, the chiefs do have a superbowl ring, but pretty funny overall.

yea this is funny...I recieved this in an email and I actually
posted this in smack on the other board.