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    Quote Originally Posted by Devilspawn View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by OaklandRaider View Post
    The Raiders are in the zone right now. We are winning games without our best players. Once we start to get our injured players back, it's a wrap for this division. After we get crushed by the Dolphins, I only see one potential loss left on our schedule, and that's against GB. And right now, I wouldn't be surprised if we were the first team to beat them.
    There I fixed your post for accuracy!

    Quote Originally Posted by OaklandRaider View Post
    I am not even worried about the Broncos right now. I am worried about more important things, like getting a bye in the first round.
    Looks like you can stop worrying about getting a bye in the first round of the playoffs because the Raiders have little, if any, chance of earning a first round bye after getting crushed by the Dolphins.
    Too bad she doesn't cheer for the Patriots dressed like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by MNPatsFan View Post
    There I fixed your post for accuracy!

    Looks like you can stop worrying about getting a bye in the first round of the playoffs because the Raiders have little, if any, chance of earning a first round bye after getting crushed by the Dolphins.
    They'll get a bye in the playoffs -

    A bye-bye!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoJoe View Post
    They'll get a bye in the playoffs -

    A bye-bye!


    If/when that is true, the silver lining in that black cloud for OR will be that he will have more time to bang lots of chicks due to the Faiders missing the playoffs and having a longer off-season.

    Too bad she doesn't cheer for the Patriots dressed like this

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    Quote Originally Posted by MNPatsFan View Post


    If/when that is true, the silver lining in that black cloud for OR will be that he will have more time to bang lots of chicks due to the Faiders missing the playoffs and having a longer off-season.

    Well, that plus working his mock, figuring who BPA is for the Faid's Number one pick...

    Maybe not. I forgot. Well, time to inflate and lube up "Latex Lucy", then. She at least is always there for him.
    “What fresh hell is this?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnought View Post
    Well, that plus working his mock, figuring who BPA is for the Faid's Number one pick...

    Maybe not. I forgot. Well, time to inflate and lube up "Latex Lucy", then. She at least is always there for him.
    They pissed there number one pick away in the trade for Palmer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXBRONC View Post
    They pissed there number one pick away in the trade for Palmer.
    yes they did, didn't they?
    “What fresh hell is this?”

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    Turn out the lights, the party's over.
    Merry.

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    I think someone forgot to tell Oakland that they had a game today.
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    Elite!
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    I don't wanna be yr friend sorry man I'm a raider hater for life. Ho tebowwww

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    ELITE

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    I am sure OR will show....as soon as he is done banging his sister.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devilspawn:1337731
    Darrius Heyward-Bey catches 3 touchdowns?

    Jarvis Moss gets 4 sacks?

    Darren McFadden breaks the single game rushing record?

    70 points?

    80 points?

    The possibilities are endless.

    Once is a fluke. Twice is a trend. Three times is ownage.

    For those who saw last year's game live... HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1tniK4jVxo
    Which team is in the playoffs and which team is watching it from their couch?!?!
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