Dearest GEM & OB420,
I think the shame of todays game (for yalls) is enough justification for me to return to my original moniker. I have gathered enough evidence from my HighDef DVR Replay thinger that should erase the stipulations from that little bet that was created this summer under false advertisement from asinine offseason moves by a man long gone mad.
The fact that your team let a gathering of silver and black bodies in utter chaos, with an interim coach who's biggest claim to fame is being mistaken for starring in Rosanne, go into Mile High and dominate a division leader in all three facets of the game... is absurd.
The fact that Mike Shanahan was outcoached by said lame duck is comical.
The fact that Ashlie Lelie carried me to victory in my fantasy pool is ludicrous.
The fact that Oakland scored 31 points in the LAST MONTH, but today scores 31 with relative ease is horrific.
The fact that Oakland hasn't scored 3 touchdowns on offense in a game since... gasp and swoon... last year vs. Denver is atrocious.
The fact that Eddie Royal was in the Hall of Fame after Week 1, but today had less yards than I did going to the bathroom from my kitchen is a damn shame.
It's a performance that overshadows the 54 points sprinkled about in Arrowhead today, a game that went from smack fodder to an oh by the way.
I hereby request that this now-irrelevant username be transformed back to Devilspawn for the remainder of eternity, and a few days after. Gem, OB420, I think these facts brought to the forefront deserve serious consideration to jettison this gawd awful nickname into the abyss of oblivion.
Obama promised us change. I think you two should do the same, and act on it asap.
Sincerely,
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