Thread: I want my username back

Dearest GEM & OB420,

I think the shame of todays game (for yalls) is enough justification for me to return to my original moniker. I have gathered enough evidence from my HighDef DVR Replay thinger that should erase the stipulations from that little bet that was created this summer under false advertisement from asinine offseason moves by a man long gone mad.

The fact that your team let a gathering of silver and black bodies in utter chaos, with an interim coach who's biggest claim to fame is being mistaken for starring in Rosanne, go into Mile High and dominate a division leader in all three facets of the game... is absurd.

The fact that Mike Shanahan was outcoached by said lame duck is comical.

The fact that Ashlie Lelie carried me to victory in my fantasy pool is ludicrous.

The fact that Oakland scored 31 points in the LAST MONTH, but today scores 31 with relative ease is horrific.

The fact that Oakland hasn't scored 3 touchdowns on offense in a game since... gasp and swoon... last year vs. Denver is atrocious.

The fact that Eddie Royal was in the Hall of Fame after Week 1, but today had less yards than I did going to the bathroom from my kitchen is a damn shame.

It's a performance that overshadows the 54 points sprinkled about in Arrowhead today, a game that went from smack fodder to an oh by the way.

I hereby request that this now-irrelevant username be transformed back to Devilspawn for the remainder of eternity, and a few days after. Gem, OB420, I think these facts brought to the forefront deserve serious consideration to jettison this gawd awful nickname into the abyss of oblivion.

Obama promised us change. I think you two should do the same, and act on it asap.

Sincerely,
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Nah, i like your name as it is. Nice sig though.

Duh, I'm smarter than Mike Shanahan.

Originally Posted by RoyallyPwned

Dearest GEM & OB420,

I think the shame of todays game (for yalls) is enough justification for me to return to my original moniker. I have gathered enough evidence from my HighDef DVR Replay thinger that should erase the stipulations from that little bet that was created this summer under false advertisement from asinine offseason moves by a man long gone mad.

The fact that your team let a gathering of silver and black bodies in utter chaos, with an interim coach who's biggest claim to fame is being mistaken for starring in Rosanne, go into Mile High and dominate a division leader in all three facets of the game... is absurd.

The fact that Mike Shanahan was outcoached by said lame duck is comical.

The fact that Ashlie Lelie carried me to victory in my fantasy pool is ludicrous.

The fact that Oakland scored 31 points in the LAST MONTH, but today scores 31 with relative ease is horrific.

The fact that Oakland hasn't scored 3 touchdowns on offense in a game since... gasp and swoon... last year vs. Denver is atrocious.

The fact that Eddie Royal was in the Hall of Fame after Week 1, but today had less yards than I did going to the bathroom from my kitchen is a damn shame.

It's a performance that overshadows the 54 points sprinkled about in Arrowhead today, a game that went from smack fodder to an oh by the way.

I hereby request that this now-irrelevant username be transformed back to Devilspawn for the remainder of eternity, and a few days after. Gem, OB420, I think these facts brought to the forefront deserve serious consideration to jettison this gawd awful nickname into the abyss of oblivion.

Obama promised us change. I think you two should do the same, and act on it asap.

Sincerely,
????

After today's "game," what could I do but Hi-5 you?

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Originally Posted by WTE

Duh, I'm smarter than Mike Shanahan.

I'll bet this isn't much of a smack forum this week . . .

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Watching Tom Cable ninja kick the ball to avoid being hit in the sack with it was the highlight of the game for me. Still though, **** the Raiders.

How long were you supposed to keep the name devil?

Can I still call you sperm?

Originally Posted by Slick7

How long were you supposed to keep the name devil?

Until the kickoff of the first game in the 2009 season.

I vote to give you DevilSpawn back.

Originally Posted by RoyallyPwned

Until the kickoff of the first game in the 2009 season.

I'd vote in your favor as SR said, but I like you for some reason. I think it's your taste in women, and that stems back to another message board. You did make the bet. Would you let GEM or OB off the hook if the roles were reversed?

Originally Posted by Slick7

I'd vote in your favor as SR said, but I like you for some reason. I think it's your taste in women, and that stems back to another message board. You did make the bet. Would you let GEM or OB off the hook if the roles were reversed?

Yes. Yes I would. If they asked for it.

Yeah, why the hell not. Neither party has leverage at this point.

I'll go along with whatever they decide since they are the ones you made the bet with.

Give the man his name back and I'll take his name....

Where's the paper bag over the head smiley....??