Let me try this again. My co-worker's wife works at Coach - the overpriced handbag store. He happened to receive a pair of Coach brand gloves as a gift. But they were the wrong color. So instead of having his wife - who works at Coach - exchange the gloves for him... The sucker was over spending his lunch break trying to exchange the gloves himself at a different Coach store (not the one where his wife works).
I wouldn't have cared except that I was out to lunch with him and had to witness the whole ordeal. As if it weren't bad enough having to go into Coach for any reason - we could have avoided the whole episode if his pimp hand was stronger.