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    Default who took my gluteus maximus from right under me??

    why cant i type *** anymore??

    and by *** i mean a s s ...

    you know...

    the fleshy part of the human body thats soft like silk and firm like mutton...

    i think this american/ communist repression of the english language needs to stop!!

    i dont and thus no one takes offense to the word ***...

    so bring it back please...

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    You telling me you lost your ***, Anton?

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    Weird, I wouldn't see that as being a problem here...

    At least we can still say crap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reidman View Post
    Weird, I wouldn't see that as being a problem here...

    At least we can still say ****...
    Rats! That's one we forgot about!

    There. Is that better?

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    You can't take out ***, dammit, damnit, or hell. Those aren't offensive and even people who "don't curse" say those words.
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    word to the wise buttocks still works.

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    I like to say "arse".
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    Anton.....you've got a point there.

    Afterall, calling someone a "hiney" just doesn't cut it on a tough football message board. *look at my awesome muscles*

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    Quote Originally Posted by -HW- View Post
    Anton.....you've got a point there.

    Afterall, calling someone a "hiney" just doesn't cut it on a tough football message board. *look at my awesome muscles*
    Randy Moss!!....well...he's just....a.....a......a.......butt!
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    What if we are describing donkeys?

    can we say jackass?


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    how are we gonna say we kicked san diego's asses if the filter blocks it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dogfish View Post
    how are we gonna say we kicked san diego's asses if the filter blocks it?
    It didn't block asses (must think we are still talking about donkeys). Peyton Manning runs slower than molAsses in January.

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    A$$........

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    Quote Originally Posted by sneakers View Post
    What if we are describing donkeys?

    can we say jackass?

    Actually we would be discriminating African Penguins if we blocked the word Jackass.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackass_penguin

    We're also discriminating people from Jackass.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackass_Flats%2C_Nevada

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    ...

    i appreciate the imput...

    but can this be changed or am i just an *** for asking??

    the most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do....
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