Thread: I wrote a poem about a jaguar drowning a croc at a Utah Wedding

That's what I do when I've been drinking at 2 in a afternoon.

But in reality, I just started this creative writing class, and I had to write a sonnet. A sonnet. You read that right.

So I wrote about porn and meth. That's what sonnets do. Hit you in the junk with the real biznis.

Here's another poem, about an orange peel. I should sell this shit and make a fortune, I think.

The Orange Peel

Spicier than a typical blood orange, the Sri Lankan Pumfiri possesses a peel
of such pungence
it has medicinal qualities. Astringent and bitter
juice from the peel,
when applied to dirty sores,
neutralizes germs
and promotes healing.
This remedy is not popular among the young, but the tangy
auburn
flesh
of the fruit
somewhat compensates
for the tears
and the sting.

Away from the countryside, in cities,
the fruit is found in exotic drinks,
perhaps drowned in vodka,
in the bars and clubs.
The peel may be seen,
a delicate rind,
adorning the rim of the glass.
Trysting strangers
toast to their favor;
their rinds come together.
Again,
the bitter juice
becomes medicine,

numbs.

I need a hobby.

Lmao, nice. haha

I wrote a poem about Tom Brady.

Is this what taking the bar exam does to you?

Originally Posted by slim

I wrote a poem about Tom Brady.

Yea, well i can sing.

Originally Posted by Northman

Lmao, nice. haha

Hey where's the updates to the Dogsoldier list? Moar metal.

Originally Posted by Hawgdriver

Hey where's the updates to the Dogsoldier list? Moar metal.

Ill try and add some shit this weekend. \m/

Originally Posted by King87

Is this what taking the bar exam does to you?

I think he has been doing a different bar exam.

Originally Posted by Hawgdriver

I need a hobby.

Find an open mic poetry night at a local coffee shop and read your stuff. The ladies will throw themselves at you.

Originally Posted by Thnikkaman

Find an open mic poetry night at a local coffee shop and read your stuff. The ladies will throw themselves at you.

Maybe even some of the men.

Originally Posted by slim

Maybe even some of the men.

Usually a polite, "I'm not interested" works with them.

Yesterday was freaking awesome. I really need to drink more.

I'll provide an event report of my poetry reading in this very thread.

Originally Posted by Northman

Ill try and add some shit this weekend. \m/

Seriously dude, I've been listening to that list a lot, and I would appreciate the hell out of some adds if you ever feel inclined.