Infidel Mod
Dear Antonio Cromartie,
Hey Antonio, I don't know if you have any plans for Monday Night or not, but i'm not busy. We should get together, maybe rub a little salve on the burns and talk about how much the burns suck.
Let me know Bro. Sorry if I miss your call, i've been missing a lot of things lately.
Signed,
DeAngelo Hall
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Retiree
Dearest DeAngelo.Originally Posted by Davii
I would love to hang out with you, but unfortunately I cannot. You see, I got burned so bad that I am still on fire. If I leave this sweet bubble that the fire department got me, I would set the entire state of California on fire. On the plus side, since this bubble makes me a total of 5 yards long and wide, I can now cover people................almost.
Signed,
Antonio
Senior Member
Dear De Angelo and Antonio,
If you have any extra salve left after covering your body, will you please send some over to me?
Stick wit' you boys,
Karl Paymah
2012: The Year that Mo Got Laid
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Retiree
Dear Paymah,
You have to get paid a lot more money, and be a lot more overrated.....er battle tested to run with the Burnt boys........errr..........oh god....it burns...
Love,
Burnt up overpaid, not shutdown corners.
That's What it Does!
Dear Cromartie and Hall,
Could you please keep it down? The ice caps thank you.
Sincerely,
Al Gore
CEO Global Warming Commission
Retiree
Dear Al,
Shut it.
Sincerely,
Everyone with working ears......er.........Hall and Cromartie
Pinch & Roll
Dear Chargers fans,
Sorry we had to burn the CRO, you guys were all set to eat.
Signed Brandon Marshall
That's What it Does!
Dear Cromartie and Hall,
No seriously. Stop it. You guys are making me look bad.
Sincerely,
The Sun
Senior Member
Dear Cromartie,
Could you forward your scouting report of me to Pacman Jones.
tia,
Brandon Marshall
2012: The Year that Mo Got Laid
Prof Von HammurSchlong
Dear Crom,
You have let me down yet again. I will now pledge myself to my new God Marsh. To hell with you!
Sincerely,
Buford T. Jaded, 6’3”/215
Hey Cro, tell me how my ass tastes.
Sincerely, Brandon Marshall......
"Tuning ... into each other ... lift all higher”
“I’m just different!”
“ . . . Picture a cup in the middle of the sea”
Draft
1st round— Cooper Dejean CB
2nd round— Jack Sawyer OLB
3rd round— Will Shipley RB
4th round— Ricky Pearsall WR
5th round— Ladd McKonkey WR
6th round— Cash Jones RB
7th round— Carson Steele RB
Homo
Fernando Bryant is still unsigned....can't be worse than Paymah.
BF OG
Dearest Hall and Cromartie,
Aim high. Fall hard.
Sincerely,
Champ Bailey
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer" -Arnold
The salt in your haterade
Dear Mr Rivers,
We are sending you a lifetime supply of our product, but please use them on your mouth, we believe they will work fantastically.
All the best,
Tampax
Infidel Mod
Dear Hall and Cromartie,
Thanks.
Signed,
Jay Cutler, Brandon Marshall, Eddie Royal
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