Thread: Don't 'touch my junk'

Since when does TSA have the authority to go around touching your groin?? What's next a cavity search for woman?? I'm all for security and don't mind the Xray of the body but doing groin searches other than my doctor is over the line!! I would ask for a woman at least because for all I know the dude could be gay!!

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I don't have any "junk", all very valuable stuff.

That said, I don't want anyone touching "it".

I would be concerned the screener didn't know the slang, particularly the English-as-a-second-language TSA employees.

My sister always gets stopped because she wears an underwire bra and is absolutely no threat to anybody.

I'd like to get my hands on some junk...it might be worth some money.
One man's trash is another man's treasure..or something like that.

Originally Posted by KCL

I'd like to get my hands on some junk...it might be worth some money.
One man's trash is another man's treasure..or something like that.

i hope my junk is'nt another man's treasure

Originally Posted by Nomad

Since when does TSA have the authority to go around touching your groin?? What's next a cavity search for woman?? I'm all for security and don't mind the Xray of the body but doing groin searches other than my doctor is over the line!! I would ask for a woman at least because for all I know the dude could be gay!!

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.ac...81474978697523

The rules changed in Oct, and they only do it if you refuse the body scan.

I would like the name of ONE human being the TSA has saved with all their invasive, expensive, yet stupid, procedures.

i'm for it. if this isn't how it works, how then, will buff's junk EVER get touched?! please, somebody think of the children.

From the invaluable and brilliant Iowahawk

"Comply with me, before you fly away
Remove those shoes and take a cruise
Through my peekaboo X-ray
Comply with me, I'm your friendly TSA

Comply with me, you domestic coach class bums
If you opt out I'll just give a shout
To my icy-handed chums
Comply with me, bend over here it comes

Once I get all up there where your hair is ticklish
I'll just fish
Got my wish
Once I get all up there you'll be squirming like an eel
You may squeal
At the feel
When we're together

Proctology is such a lovely trade
I'll show you love with my rubber glove
Try not to be afraid
I'd be a perfect gentleman, if you had just obeyed
Comply with me, I'm GS8 pay grade

Janet Napolitano says to spread 'em wide
Have you tried Astro-glide?
Janet Napolitano knows your clothes are off
Head aloft
Turn it and cough
When we're together

Don't crack wise or I'll ruin your whole day
Please don't frown when I pat you down
It alerts the CIA
It's perfectly legal practice except at Gitmo Bay
Comply with me, comply comply
Comply with me, obey, obey, obey!

Check out the security risks on that one! Yeah!"

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I think it's invasive, but unfortunately, things can be hidden behind the ballsac or in between the back of the flacid penis and the front of the scrotum; or sequestered between the buttcheeks for that matter. I'd take the body scan. bfd, someone's looking at your junk, but at least they're not touching it.

Originally Posted by Nomad

Since when does TSA have the authority to go around touching your groin?? What's next a cavity search for woman?? I'm all for security and don't mind the Xray of the body but doing groin searches other than my doctor is over the line!! I would ask for a woman at least because for all I know the dude could be gay!!

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.ac...81474978697523

I think I have finally found my calling in life.

Originally Posted by slim

I think I have finally found my calling in life.

I agree. TSA screener is definitely the way forward for you, as there is something about "Body cavity search" that has "Slim" written all over it

Originally Posted by Dreadnought

I agree. TSA screener is definitely the way forward for you, as there is something about "Body cavity search" that has "Slim" written all over it

I agree Dread.

Originally Posted by bronconut

I agree Dread.

I wonder what he'd say if he had to do a cavity search of Rosie O'Donnell though? George Michael? Helen Thomas?

Its easy to romanticize such a career Nut. How would he deal with it when the going got rough?

The airlines own the planes. If you want to fly on them, you follow their rules. It's very simple.
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