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Elway versus Chuck Norris
Scenario: what if John Elway yelled "think fast!" And threw a football as hard as he could into the face of Chuck Norris?
Answer: Chuck would have to man up and take two in the arm for flinching.
Why did I bother writing this? Because with the current state of the team nostalgia is my only happy place.
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I think everyone knows that John Elway > Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was spotted wearing Elway pajamas just last week.
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Chuck has a stronger arm than Elway. And if he'd have run for the TD in the SuperBowl, the Stadium would have performed a helicopter.Originally Posted by camdisco24
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The Central Scrutinizer
This is crazy talk.
Elway would treat Norris like a Scottsman treats his sheep.
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
What?
Thanks GG! I really needed that!
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