Thread: Yo mama sucks

Originally Posted by sanluis

Denver's running blocking is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine!!!!!

No, its not our run blocking. LoMo couldn't run through the opening created by an automatic door.

Denver's running back is so slow he lost a race against a glacier!!!!

Knoshow Marino =

Originally Posted by sanluis

Denver's running back is so slow he lost a race against a glacier!!!!

Knoshow Marino =

San Diego's Special teams are so slow that they are going to change the name of the Special Olympics to the San Diego Olympics.

Denver's red zone scoring is so "special" they are making a section at Wikipedia just to describe the dysfunction!!!

Originally Posted by sanluis

Denver's red zone scoring is so "special" they are making a section at Wikipedia just to describe the dysfunction!!!

I hear that in this article they use the Cutler to Phillips scale of dysfunction. Cutler meaning emo passive agressive to the Phillips screaming like a 4-year-old level.

Originally Posted by Thnikkaman

I hear that in this article they use the Cutler to Phillips scale of dysfunction. Cutler meaning emo passive aggressive to the Phillips screaming like a 4-year-old level.

No, the McD screaming f bombs on the sideline scale has just been developed to more accurately measure just how "SPECIAL" the red zone dysfunction has become in Denver!! It is the latest thing!!

Originally Posted by sanluis

No, the McD screaming f bombs on the sideline scale has just been developed to more accurately measure just how "SPECIAL" the red zone dysfunction has become in Denver!! It is the latest thing!!

You need to refresh that page. The Phillis Rivers Screaming at his O-Line, getting smacked for Delay of Game, and then spiking the ball in Arrowhead stadium was the hottest thing until Tim Lincecum started calling the Rockies Cheaters while on the Mound in Coors Field during a no-hitter he was pitching.

Originally Posted by sanluis

Denver's running blocking is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine!!!!!

We have run blocking

Wow! Could have fooled me

Mc D calling his grandma over to help with the run blocking in Denver!!

Originally Posted by sanluis

Mc D calling his grandma over to help with the run blocking in Denver!!

You guys played a good game against a High School football team on Sunday. To bad you couldn't beat a team that got Pwned by the Rams.

Denver's running backs so fat they can only rush for 1.9 yards per carry!!

Here comes one now ...

Orton got sacked so many times last week he thought he was Jay Cutler!!!

Charger's special team mama so stupid she forgot to breath....

Originally Posted by sanluis

Charger's special team mama so stupid she forgot to breath....

SD has atroctios special teams. Like we do and like the Fins do.

Kickoff returns against are no ones friends and neither are fumbles on special teams or blocked punts, fgs.

all 3 are not good right now. SD has a good offense but cant win on the road so far. Denver looks like a Divison III team running the ball. Never thought I would say that.

Miami just has Chad Henne and terrible kick coverage.

:throwsup in mouth:

Originally Posted by Medford Bronco

SD has atroctios special teams. Like we do and like the Fins do.

Meanwhile, New England has terrific special teams thanks to our Special Teams coach Scott O'Brien.

Where did they get him from again???