Thread: Bold and fearless predictions for the game on Sunday by an unabashed Seahawks fan

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Originally Posted by CANHawk

You gotta do more homework...

Carlson was kept in to block on like 80% of the passing plays last year b/c our O-Line was so banged up and we were pulling fat guys out of the stands to play LT. With all that he still caught 51 balls and 7 TDs.

He's going to light you up like a slot machine. Book it.

yeah those 7 tds came in like 3 huge games, then he falls off the face of the earth. A NON Factor.

Originally Posted by CANHawk

This is some good smack. Retorts below in a lovely shade of Seahawk green.

around here....we call that "baby shit green"

well at least we know this much hawks fan,

at least your coach won't get in trouble for paying his players now

all I got left to say is this: TEBOW

thank you and have a good night.............

Originally Posted by broncophan

around here....we call that "baby shit green"

Hey... all kidding aside... If your baby is actually shitting that shade of neon green I recommend you get it to a hospital STAT. It's either radioactive or an alien.

Originally Posted by CANHawk

You'll get to know Big John Carlson soon enough. He's the 6'5" TE with baby soft hands that'll be shredding your secondary all game.

I wish he was good, I have him in fantasy and hes a douche

Originally Posted by weazel

I wish he was good, I have him in fantasy and hes a douche

Again. Do homework. He was kept in to block so much last year he should have been listed as a tackle on the depth chart.

Your pass rush will be all but non existent w/o Dumville, so he'll be free to shred you guys all day long.

And having fantasies about him is not something I'd share amongst other dudes.....

Originally Posted by CANHawk

This is some good smack. Retorts below in a lovely shade of Seahawk green.



Go grab some granola and get rocky mountain high

I'm sorry, what's that? I can't understand sea-chicken squawks. Has your football team and dreary city got you wishing for a brighter day? I understand why Seattle is the suicide capital of America, they have to watch the Seahawks play.

Originally Posted by Thnikkaman

I'm sorry, what's that? I can't understand sea-chicken squawks. Has your football team and dreary city got you wishing for a brighter day? I understand why Seattle is the suicide capital of America, they have to watch the Seahawks play.

Thnik, I love you.

Originally Posted by CANHawk

Hey... all kidding aside... If your baby is actually shitting that shade of neon green I recommend you get it to a hospital STAT. It's either radioactive or an alien.

no......if my baby is shitting Seahawk green......I will put him up for adoption....there will be no seahawks fans in this family...

Originally Posted by Thnikkaman

I'm sorry, what's that? I can't understand sea-chicken squawks. Has your football team and dreary city got you wishing for a brighter day? I understand why Seattle is the suicide capital of America, they have to watch the Seahawks play.

So thats the real reason why Cobain offed himself.

Originally Posted by Thnikkaman

I'm sorry, what's that? I can't understand sea-chicken squawks. Has your football team and dreary city got you wishing for a brighter day? I understand why Seattle is the suicide capital of America, they have to watch the Seahawks play.

What..? This is all you got? geez..... I'm dissapointed. I would have expected more from the "Smack Talker of the year 2009". Did you give that title to yourself or does this actually count for quality smack in Kullaraydo?

You obviously don't get out much if you think DENVER is a prettier city than Seattle. Denver is just that crappy place you get trapped when your stop over flight to somewhere nice gets snowed in.
Really, your comeback isn't much more than "la la la la, I can't hear you, I can't hear you, la la la".

What's your next "power move"? Going to break out some "I'm rubber, you're glue'?

Why don't you wheel the "smack talker of the year 2008" in here and let's see if he can do any better than this weak sauce!

Originally Posted by broncophan

no......if my baby is shitting Seahawk green......I will put him up for adoption....there will be no seahawks fans in this family...

Probably for the best. A crack house is no place for a child...

Originally Posted by CANHawk

Probably for the best. A crack house is no place for a child...

true....a crack house is best suited for the seahawk fans ....so you can keep it....careful.....you are about ready to lose another tooth...

Originally Posted by lgenf

well at least we know this much hawks fan,

at least your coach won't get in trouble for paying his players now

all I got left to say is this: TEBOW

thank you and have a good night.............

Lol all you have left to say is TEBOW, that's just comic gold right there. Is that suppose to intimidate us? I call your Tebow and raise you the real rookie of the year, Earl Thomas. With that slow wind up Fryar Tuck has, if he does sniff the field expect a pick from a real rookie threat.