Thread: Bold and fearless predictions for the game on Sunday by an unabashed Seahawks fan

Wow, calling Bronco fans "donkeys".

I congratulate you on your creativity.

Originally Posted by T.K.O. (team kyle orton)

oops, my bad.
i don't watch reality tv,so thanks for the update
i also dont watch seahawks games often,have they won a superbowl yet ?

Ouch. lmao

Originally Posted by CANHawk

I dunno...Big Mike is 6'5" and Champ is what, 5'10". 5'11" something like that? Champ is the man, he is a force, but unless he has a 5 foot vertical Hass will be able to lob it up high for completions.

Put Mike and Carlson on the field at the same time and there's two guys 6'5" with hands. Start paying too much attention to them and we have Branch & Butler/Tate to burn you underneath. Champ can't be everywhere.....

You guys know first hand what Shannahan and Bates used to do with Marshall (still can't believe you let him go), so you can expect Bates to do the same with Williams as he's the same type of player. They'll move Williams around lots, hide him in the slot, lots of motion to get favorable matchups.

Thats what chad 85 said last year, so did miles austin, steve smith, kevin boss, desean jackson, reggie wayne, pierre garcon, chaz schillenz, dwayne bowe, vincent jackson...ALL big name top Wide outs. Champ did not let a touchdown past him last year


I do worry about golden tate- we blow against speedy guys.

But between champ, goody, cox, hill and dawk I think we will handle-williams carleson, broken tree branch, and whoever else you put out there. Main reason is hasselbeck will be eating dirt, because ty polumbus is HORRIBLE. I mean HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE...We have seen him for 3-4 years here, and trust me- you could get past him as a DE.

Originally Posted by slim

Wow, calling Bronco fans "donkeys".

I congratulate you on your creativity.

Why mess with the classics?

Let's see, creativity..? The Bronc-whores? The Bronc-holes? The Donkos (another classic)? The Dingos? The Oreos? The Pintos? uhhh... The Bronchitisis? The Broncosauruses? The Denver Bungholes? The Denver Omlets? The Denver My Little Ponies? .....*********?

I dunno, I'm spent. Not very creative I guess.

I dont know CAN, at this point OaklandRaider is better at smack talking than you and thats REALLY saying something. lol

Originally Posted by underrated29

I do worry about golden tate- we blow against speedy guys.

hasselbeck will be eating dirt, because ty polumbus is HORRIBLE. I mean HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE...We have seen him for 3-4 years here, and trust me- you could get past him as a DE.

Ooh, you're going to love Deon Butler. This kid is going to blow up this year. Super fast with great hands.

As I said somewheres else, Polumbus looked pretty decent against the 49'ers and I think they generate a whole lot more of a pass rush than the Broncos do. Just have to wait and see. Perhaps he'll relish the cnahce to put a hurtin on his old team, step up and have the game of his life. A change of scenery is funny that way.....

And I could get past anyone as a DE because I'm AWESOME!

Originally Posted by Northman

I dont know CAN, at this point OaklandRaider is better at smack talking than you and thats REALLY saying something. lol

Better is such a subjective term.

I still think OR was more delusional. But then again, that would be an extremely difficult level to top.

Originally Posted by underrated29

I've had carleson for a TE the last 3 years in FF...He has performed huge in like 3 games and blown ass every other game of the year. He sucks and I am not worried about him.

You gotta do more homework...

Carlson was kept in to block on like 80% of the passing plays last year b/c our O-Line was so banged up and we were pulling fat guys out of the stands to play LT. With all that he still caught 51 balls and 7 TDs.

He's going to light you up like a slot machine. Book it.

Originally Posted by frauschieze

Better is such a subjective term.

I still think OR was more delusional. But then again, that would be an extremely difficult level to top.

Raider fans are tough to outmatch in smack talking. Look at their leader Mr. Burns... er... Davis. He invented smack talk way back when he ridiculed Noah for building that ark.

If Raider fans do nothing else (and they don't), they talk shit very well...

the seahawks....THE SEAHAWKS ? they dont even need nicknames with the intent of smack.
the name itself invokes an image of utter futility.
i have sat at ivars and fed the "seahawks" they just eat and walk around in their own poop..........oh now i get the name

Originally Posted by CANHawk

1. Seattle will register 5 QB sacks with at least one each by Chris Clemons and Aaron Curry

2. Denver will be held below 100 yards rushing

3. Mike Williams will have over 100 yards receiving plus a TD

4. Multiple TD's for John Carlson

5. Someone on the Seattle D will return a pick 6 (pencil in Jordan Babineaux)

Now bring on the shit storm you Donkeys!

Smack forum bonus: 6: if Seattle wins by more than 20, McDaniels gets canned.

1. At least 7 Seattle players will be seen with O2 masks at any time of the game.

2. Denver may be held under 100 yards rushing, but they will rack 500 yards passing.

3. Mike Williams will have over 100 yards receiving plus a TD while playing Madden 11 before the game.

4. Multiple TD's for John Carlson again while playing Madden 11 before the game against Mike Williams

5. a. Please don't call it a pick 6. Its a TAInt.
b. And if there is any TAInt by Seattle during this game, it will be the "gang green" Jerseys and what your head coach did to the USC College football program.
c. Champ or B Dawk will have a TAInt against Hasselbek

Bonus Smack Forum Points:
6. The Seahawks play so poorly on Sunday that the Boz completely disavows any association with that team from Washington State that claims to be a pro football team.

This is some good smack. Retorts below in a lovely shade of Seahawk green.

Originally Posted by Thnikkaman

1. At least 7 Seattle players will be seen with O2 masks at any time of the game.
This will be because we will have returned several punts, interceptions and long passes for TDs. All that running can wear a brother out.

2. Denver may be held under 100 yards rushing, but they will rack 500 yards passing.
I guarantee you'll have lots of yards passing, but only because you'll be airing it out in desperation late in the game. Won't hit 500 yards though

3. Mike Williams will have over 100 yards receiving plus a TD while playing Madden 11 before the game.
Dude could be playing Madden on the sidelines during the game and STILL light up your secondary.

4. Multiple TD's for John Carlson again while playing Madden 11 before the game against Mike Williams
Dude could be playing Mike Williams in a game of Madden on the sideline while eating pizza rolls and still light up your secondary

5. a. Please don't call it a pick 6. Its a TAInt.
Just because all the rocky mountain bear F-ers up there in Kullaraydo call it that doesn't make it so. Get a mirror and look at your own taint if that's what floats your canoe. God knows no real women will ever see it. Couple of dudes might though...

b. And if there is any TAInt by Seattle during this game, it will be the "gang green" Jerseys and what your head coach did to the USC College football program.
Yeah, cause they really hate PC at SC for all those PAC 10 titles and national championships and Heisman trophy winners (Reggie Bush included - F the NCAA) and first round draft picks....... And no team that wore ugly orange jerseys for 30 years should ever, EVER make fun of another teams colors. (at least that's our seldom seen 3rd jersey, but you wore ugly every weekend)
c. Champ or B Dawk will have a TAInt against Hasselbek
There's only one good 36 y/o safety playing in this game and he's not on your team.

Bonus Smack Forum Points:
6. The Seahawks play so poorly on Sunday that the Boz completely disavows any association with that team from Washington State that claims to be a pro football team.
That'd be the football equivalent of "I'm rubber you're glue" because we showed him the door long ago. He ain't allowed back.

Go grab some granola and get rocky mountain high

Originally Posted by T.K.O. (team kyle orton)

the seahawks....THE SEAHAWKS ? they dont even need nicknames with the intent of smack.
the name itself invokes an image of utter futility.
i have sat at ivars and fed the "seahawks" they just eat and walk around in their own poop..........oh now i get the name

That's a seaGULL! The SeaHAWK (also known as an Osprey) is a badass bird of prey that catches giant fish in it's razor sharp talons.


Come down from the mountains every now and again. Your brain needs oxygen to survive so you can say smart sounding things on the interweb!

Ivars is dope though, right? Get some garlic fries. Mmmmmm......

The game is not at Qwest field.

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Here's my not so bold and definitely not fearless prediction:

Hasslebeck< Denver