The Broncos are going to wipe their a** with the 'terrible towel'... now with the
jokes. At least Ben Roethlisberger will be able to a**-grab without getting arrested.
NFL Comissioner Roger Goodell has told Ben Roethlisberger that he'll be out of the
action for the first 6 weeks of the NFL season. Ben was relieved, though, "I'm
pretty sure Commish was talking about me playing football." China's gymnastic team
has been stripped of its bronze medal from the 2000 Olympics for using an
underage girl. In related news, Ben Roethlisberger is moving to China. A survey says
the Yankees are the best paid figures in sports. They're followed closely by the
Mavericks, the Lakers and the women Ben Roethlisberger pays to stay quiet. Roger
Goodell and Ben Roethlisberger recently met for several hours in New York.
Goodell is one of the few people still willing to be in a private room with
Roethlisberger. Lol