IMO, it is one of the best movies in the last 5 years...
"Get me another beer, Dragon Lady!"
"That old bag hates me"
Walt Kowalski: Relax zipperhead. I'm not gonna shoot you. I look down to her, if I was you. You know, I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you. Then I thought you were worse with women than stealing cars... toad
Thao Vang Lor: It's Thao
Walt Kowalski: What?
Thao Vang Lor: It's not toad, my name is Thao
Walt Kowalski: Yeah well you are blowing it with that girl who was there. Not that I give two shits about a toad like you
Thao Vang Lor: You don't know what you are talking about
Walt Kowalski: You're wrong eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happend to me. Hands down. But you, you know, you're letting klit-klat, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan, just walk out with miss "what's her face". She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why!
Thao Vang Lor: who?
Walt Kowalski: Yum Yum. You know the girl in the purple sweater. She's been looking at you all day, stupid!
Thao Vang Lor: You mean Youa?
Walt Kowalski: Yeah... yum yum... yeah... nice girl... nice girl, very charming girl... I talked with her... yeah But you, you just let her walk out right out with the 3 stooges. And you know why? 'cause you're a big fat *****. Well. I gotta go. Good day pussycake.
I laughed through 80% of this movie.. It's an instant classic!