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    Quote Originally Posted by HolyDiver View Post
    How could a guy Joe's age ( 50) get a good looking wife like that? ..............I bet he's turning off the lights, and hiring some young guy to come in, that does not have an ED problem......................Hey, I'm just sayin.....what they do is their business.
    All I do is shave my head and put on a fur coat.

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    Could've fooled me... I say Joe doesn't look a day over 49...

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    How will Joe weasel his way out of birthday sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HolyDiver View Post
    How will Joe weasel his way out of birthday sex?
    He will run out of viagra..... convienently.
    Thanks MO for the wicked Sig.

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    He better be careful or Mrs. BJ may take a road trip to Missouri
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    More Americans have been killed by New England Patriots players than by Ebola.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orangenblue420 View Post
    He better be careful or Mrs. BJ may take a road trip to Missouri
    Thats right! It was Joes wife that thinks Mo is so cute isn't it?

    Hey, where the hell is Mo anyway. Haven't seen him here in a while.

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    No shit youd think he'd at least say Happy Birthday to his lovers husband - damn
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    More Americans have been killed by New England Patriots players than by Ebola.

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    Quote Originally Posted by claymore View Post
    He will run out of viagra..... convienently.
    Yeah, LOL !!!!!!!! she'll put her arm around him, give him the look..........and then he'll blurt out the....oh, i forgot to pick up my prescription dammit.

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    Happy Birthday, BJ.
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    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....

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    Happy birthday Joe. Don't listen to these impudent kids, with their irreverant disrespectful manners and their loud rock n' roll music. Some day you and I can grab dinner at the 3:30 Early Bird special someplace and we can complain about how kids have it easy now, not like it was back when we were their age. We can swap stories about our podiatrists and what restaurants give out the best Senior discounts and what are our favorite blood pressure medications. It would be great!
    “What fresh hell is this?”

    "A man who picks a cat up by the tail learns something which he can learn in no other way." - Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnought View Post
    Happy birthday Joe. Don't listen to these impudent kids, with their irreverant disrespectful manners and their loud rock n' roll music. Some day you and I can grab dinner at the 3:30 Early Bird special someplace and we can complain about how kids have it easy now, not like it was back when we were their age. We can swap stories about our podiatrists and what restaurants give out the best Senior discounts and what are our favorite blood pressure medications. It would be great!
    That, my friend is a day I look forward to with high anticipation.

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    Happy Birthday Joe.

    I hope you get ridden like a dog at Nut's house tonight.
    2012: The Year that Mo Got Laid

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoJoe View Post
    That, my friend is a day I look forward to with high anticipation.
    Hopefully we shall live long enough to see that day. It is good to be married to much younger women, who will be healthy enough to care for us in our dotage.
    “What fresh hell is this?”

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    BroncoJoe,

    We've had our differences -- but I hope you enjoy this birthday with your friends and family. Don't get too crazy though, we don't need to have another Claymore on the forum. One is enough.

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    Happy Birthday Buddy! Hope you have a good one. Maybe we can get together again sometime soon and have another beer. (If you take the tab and buy again).
    BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

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