I got pulled over passing someone 80 in a 70 mph zone. This was my second ticket in 3 months, looks like I need to stop speeding. Now here is the good part...
The Texas State Trooper who always pulls me over is Officer Donald Johnson. I'm not making this up. Humorless SOB as well. So, knowing I was going to get a ticket I wait until he gives me the ticket to sign and asked him,
"Hey, Don, where is Detective Tubbs today?"
He gave me a look, told me that he didn't know a Detective Tubbs, and told me to drive safely.
Do any of the rest of you have a ticket story or how you got out of a ticket story?