Most car horns honk in the key of 'F'.
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Most car horns honk in the key of 'F'.
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All car horns honk in the key of "bloody annoying".Originally Posted by sneakers
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The bell at my school (you know whenever a class would end) rang to a Eb. This shows you how big of a dork I was in High School.
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Nearly 50% of the world's scientists are assigned to military projects.
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The word 'set' has more definitions than any other word in the English language.
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Only 1 person in 2 billion will live to be 116.
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My mum worked at a nursing home where this lady was 114. She was annoyed cos she wrote her auto-biography at 99, and she said had she known she'd live so much longer she'd have waited till she was 110!
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Awesome!!! I have a longevity story of my own.
My Great Grandma lived to be 108!
When it was nearing the time for her to go, the doctors could not find anything medically wrong with her, my grandma tells us that she thinks that great grandma must have decided that it was finally her time to go.
(Sorry that sounds kind of morbid, I didn't intend it to be).
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Americans will spend more on cat food this year than baby food.
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The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.
Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it. ---- Pope John Paul II
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Canning was invented as a result of challenge/contest by Napoleon to create a way to preserve food for his troops.
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So the first canned food was preserved for 48 years?
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein ...Joe Theismann
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You can preserve beefstew in a can for a long time.
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The practice of having intercourse with a dog is called 'beastiality'.
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~With any animal
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