Thread: Slim's Diet Secrets

Slim noted that he is on a diet. I consider this earthshattering news, much on par with the breaking of the Second Seal. OTOH, as I approach that level where I might be defined as "fat" I am curious as to his diet secrets. Here is the place

Secret number 1: Eat less.

I have lost 10ish pounds in the last 3 weeks by following this secret.

Originally Posted by slim

Secret number 1: Eat less.

I have lost 10ish pounds in the last 3 weeks by following this secret.

Thats pretty revealing. So, like, I don't have to eat poached, unseasoned, unsalted boneless chicken breasts?

Originally Posted by Dreadnought

Thats pretty revealing. So, like, I don't have to eat poached, unseasoned, unsalted boneless chicken breasts?

No. No one should eat that.

Just hop on the treadmill for 30 minutes in the morning and stop buying potato chips.

Originally Posted by slim

Secret number 1: Eat less.

I have lost 10ish pounds in the last 3 weeks by following this secret.

Ummm . . . so what do you mean by "10ish"? Plus or minus 9?

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Originally Posted by slim

No. No one should eat that.

Just hop on the treadmill for 30 minutes in the morning and stop buying potato chips.

Potato chips are EZ. I gave up Nacho Cheese Doritos a few weeks back, which is harder. I also leave for an 8 day cruise Sunday, so I expect to reach full-on "Big Fat Slob" status by the time I return. Restraint will not be observed.

quick question.........would cheesy bacon fries be excluded from this diet ?

Originally Posted by topscribe

Ummm . . . so what do you mean by "10ish"? Plus or minus 9?

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It means I am not really sure, as I am not certain of my exact weight when I started the diet. I am estimating.

Originally Posted by T.K.O. (team kyle orton)

quick question.........would cheesy bacon fries be excluded from this diet ?

No, those should be a staple of every diet.

I've lost 17.5 pounds on my diet in a little more than a month.

I need a thread where, if you post in it every day, you will loose weight. To hell with this whole eating less and exercise crap.

I'm hungry.

Slim, I'll miss you.

:lastgoodbye:

I'm so sad.

You guys should go hiking three times a week, run uphill on a mountain if you're in CO, park far away from your destination and enjoy the walk, and every chance you get you should run, jump, dance, generally be moving at all times.

Originally Posted by KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128

You guys should go hiking three times a week, run uphill on a mountain if you're in CO, park far away from your destination and enjoy the walk, and every chance you get you should run, jump, dance, generally be moving at all times.

I don't know why the hell you felt like you needed to insult me with this 'hiking and moving thing', I thought we were friends.

The casualties keep piling up on BF.