Thread: SombodE! plE!se kill mE! NOW!!!

I can relate, Snap.

Television, beside sports, is for the...err...meerkats.

I was at the car dealership yesterday for four hours in the waiting area. They had wi-fi and cable. The cable was on the food porn channel the whole time. That's what I call it now, because after a while, I couldn't help but yearn for the tasty grub they were flaunting on the screen. Devil's work, I tell ye. Fortunately, the presence of wi-fi and my trusty laptop prevented me from attempting to make quiche lorraine on a running engine in the showroom using artificial coffee creamer and Volvo trinkets.

The whole E! -life is the 180 of my life. I am completely out of phase with those interests. Maybe I should cultivate my celebdom side.

I am a sucker for those mexican/hispanic soap operas though.

Ice Truckers Unite!!

Okay, is anyone else scared of the fact that Hawg would even consider whipping up a Volvo Quiche?

Originally Posted by Kapaibro

Okay, is anyone else scared of the fact that Hawg would even consider whipping up a Volvo Quiche?

Hey, I said a Volv-O quiche. What's a quiche, anyway? I know that eggs are involved, and they are hella tasty.

so does cooking disqualify me from potential GPA approval? That's a crock.

Originally Posted by Hawgdriver

Hey, I said a Volv-O quiche. What's a quiche, anyway? I know that eggs are involved, and they are hella tasty.

so does cooking disqualify me from potential GPA approval? That's a crock.

No! The fact that you can cook just ups your quota!