Thread: Emmitt Smith Mock Draft...hilarious

http://walterfootball.com/draft2010emmitt.php

I can see he was trying to be funny in there but then when he got to us and the pick after im thinking is guy on crack?

Walter's Football hates McD. All his comments about the Broncos Mock picks have a backhand complement to them.

Originally Posted by ^^^

http://walterfootball.com/draft2010emmitt.php

Im sorry Sir or Madam but in the off chance i want to reference you to my friends, family, coworkers, classmates, church attendees or fellow broncosforums member, what should i call you? You dont seem to have a name. And even if I wanted to type your "screen name," i dont know how to make those symbols on my computer. I dont even know if this is a problem. Should I criticize you or commend you? I donk know. Just do me a favor and point me in the right direction.... Or get an actual name. IDK...

Originally Posted by Carl

Im sorry Sir or Madam but in the off chance i want to reference you to my friends, family, coworkers, classmates, church attendees or fellow broncosforums member, what should i call you? You dont seem to have a name. And even if I wanted to type your "screen name," i dont know how to make those symbols on my computer. I dont even know if this is a problem. Should I criticize you or commend you? I donk know. Just do me a favor and point me in the right direction.... Or get an actual name. IDK...

Shift 6 makes that symbol.

Originally Posted by BaileyTheBest

Shift 6 makes that symbol.

Yes...in Romulan it means ζζζ.

The first couple were funny, then it just got stupid.

the most hilarious mock draft I have ever read!

Hard to imagine that Emmit passed high school.....let alone attending college.......

Wow....and someone took the time to write all that out. I couldn't get past more than 2 of them.

That has to be the dumbest thing I have read in my life.

I am not talking about the picks, they were dumb but I know he was not serious, but the way he wrote it all just was not funny, it was just stupid.

I am still not certain if some of his writing was because of horrid grammer or if the entire thing was a joke and he does atleast know some actual English.

It just read like something my 8 year old would write, which I think was his intention but it just came across as stupid.

Originally Posted by Rick

That has to be the dumbest thing I have read in my life.

I am not talking about the picks, they were dumb but I know he was not serious, but the way he wrote it all just was not funny, it was just stupid.

I am still not certain if some of his writing was because of horrid grammer or if the entire thing was a joke and he does atleast know some actual English.

It just read like something my 8 year old would write, which I think was his intention but it just came across as stupid.

Have you ever heard Emmitt Smith speak? If so, you would understand why i was written with such grammar. Remember it was a satire piece.

Originally Posted by Rick

That has to be the dumbest thing I have read in my life.

I am not talking about the picks, they were dumb but I know he was not serious, but the way he wrote it all just was not funny, it was just stupid.

I am still not certain if some of his writing was because of horrid grammer or if the entire thing was a joke and he does atleast know some actual English.

It just read like something my 8 year old would write, which I think was his intention but it just came across as stupid.

Therein lies the joke: Emmitt has all the intelligence of an 8 year old.

That was just hard to read. Not only is his english abysmal, but his spelling was embarrassingly bad.

I've read 4th grade material that was written better than this.

It really amazes me how some people completely fail to understand satire.