We know it sure isn't us. Which team would you be most ashamed of being a fan of?
* Raiders - commitment to excrement. Dressing like the Gimp from Pulp Fiction on Game day is bad enough (if you aren't in a correctional facility, anyway), but watching them as a perennial doormat is probably even worse. With Al Davis at the helm there is no hope 'til they start shoveling dirt on him.
* Chargers - the Kings of the Bandwagon, they root for a team with a proud tradition...OK, Keith Lincoln sure was great in that 63 Championship against the Boston Patriots, wasn't he? For a QB you can look to what another poster has aptly tagged a "classless tool."
* Chiefs - The best thing about being a Chiefs fan is having a more recent Chmpionship than the Chargers. That would be during Nixon's first term. You can wear a mullet, date your first cousin, live in "Broken Dreams Mobile Estates" and fit right in. At least Carl Peterson isn't as stupid as Al Davis...or is he?