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    Default Attorney for members who have been banned or might become banned...

    Hello, I am Colorado4Life. I am an attorney that is here to represent you. If you have been banned or have been threatened with banishment then please call my law office or send me a private email. I will fight for your right to remain here at BroncosForums. While I personally will look down upon you and most likely think you are an idiot for what you are doing, I believe strongly in the right of individuals to be wrong and I will put my non-existant reputation on the line to defend that right.

    I know firsthand the devastating impact that being banned can have on an individual and so as someone who can sympathize I will work you through your painful ordeal. If you want a fighter on your side, I am your man. Please Contact Colorado4Life and his partner the dancing pink elefant [sic] today because tommorow you could be BANNED!



    The moderators and administrators certainly do not want me to represent your case because they know myself and my partner shall do our best to get you reinstated.
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    Que Jwalks emal..................... Now!
    Thanks MO for the wicked Sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by claymore View Post
    Que Jwalks emal..................... Now!
    Sorry Claymore, my law office speaks English only. Although my partner knows a bit of elephant he doesn't speak anymore, since his performance days with Dumbo.
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    This thread is entirely a joke. It has come to my attention that some people might have interpreted this to be serious, so I want to apologize and let you know that indeed I was not. Sorry for the confusion or mixup. My pink elefant [sic] and I are indeed not real lawyers.
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    I've passed along your contact information to dream...

    Now tell me C4L, there have been a couple instances where claymore has made some unwanted sexual advances towards me, do you think we could build a case there?

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    Sick bastage (clay) ...

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    This is where we need Turf the Freak Mod to explain things to overzealous Forum mods....C4L is a patriot and a wing eating son of a....but I'm talking about Shaft...then we can dig it.

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    Please contact hotcarl

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    Please see the "how do you view lawyers" thread.

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