Hello, I am Colorado4Life. I am an attorney that is here to represent you. If you have been banned or have been threatened with banishment then please call my law office or send me a private email. I will fight for your right to remain here at BroncosForums. While I personally will look down upon you and most likely think you are an idiot for what you are doing, I believe strongly in the right of individuals to be wrong and I will put my non-existant reputation on the line to defend that right.
I know firsthand the devastating impact that being banned can have on an individual and so as someone who can sympathize I will work you through your painful ordeal. If you want a fighter on your side, I am your man. Please Contact Colorado4Life and his partner the dancing pink elefant [sic] today because tommorow you could be BANNED!
The moderators and administrators certainly do not want me to represent your case because they know myself and my partner shall do our best to get you reinstated.