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    Wow, what a great game that will be, Denver v. Oakland. Nothing like opening prime time with a pair teams without a dream of cacthing so much as a whiff of post season play.

    Seriously, it's like blindfolding a pair of retards, giving them whiffle ball bats, and letting them go at it.

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    Tell us again how many championships your dolts have won?

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    Your window has closed. LT is bitter.

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    That evil team the Patriots keep stealing your machismo.

    Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

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    Seriously, it's like blindfolding a pair of retards, giving them whiffle ball bats, and letting them go at it.
    LMAO!!

    The battle for third place opens Monday night!!! Wake me when it's over!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanluis View Post
    LMAO!!

    The battle for third place opens Monday night!!! Wake me when it's over!
    Wake me up when you win a championship, oh, and have more than two good years in a row.

    Hey...Coma time!
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    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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    Dolts will completely fall apart this year. I've got a feeling....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoJoe View Post
    Tell us again how many championships your dolts have won?
    <<YAAAWWWNNNNN>> page me when Donkfans come up with a relevant comeback.

    In the meantime, here's to opening Monday Night Football with a match of pathetic, yes, PATHETIC franchises.

    Maybe all of you Donk and Scum fans can just tune into the History Channel instead? It's all you've got left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoltsOwnU View Post
    <<YAAAWWWNNNNN>> page me when Donkfans come up with a relevant comeback.

    In the meantime, here's to opening Monday Night Football with a match of pathetic, yes, PATHETIC franchises.

    Maybe all of you Donk and Scum fans can just tune into the History Channel instead? It's all you've got left.
    And you have...one playoff win in 14 years, or is it 13...I can't remember.

    Good luck with Mr. Rivers. He's a very competent man with a good head on his shoulders.

    Well, anyway, that is until he pisses the wrong linebacker off and said linebacker takes his head off.
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    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoltsOwnU View Post
    Wow, what a great game that will be, Denver v. Oakland. Nothing like opening prime time with a pair teams without a dream of cacthing so much as a whiff of post season play.

    Seriously, it's like blindfolding a pair of retards, giving them whiffle ball bats, and letting them go at it.
    You're getting ahead of yourself dude. Can't wait to feed you the lightning crow bird pie. You season will go down in a flash of blue and orange.

    Nothing like counting your chickens before thay hatch, which by the way none of yours have done yet.
    Merry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoltsOwnU View Post
    Seriously, it's like blindfolding a pair of retards, giving them whiffle ball bats, and letting them go at it.
    Good to see you're franchise is still batting 1000.

    Or I could say that whiffle ball game is a part of the Spanos father and son bonding.

    lol whiffleball, this from the fat kid in our dodgeball game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoltsOwnU View Post

    Seriously, it's like blindfolding a pair of retards, giving them whiffle ball bats, and letting them go at it.


    i think that's an excellent summary of san diego's football history. . .



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    Quote Originally Posted by Day1BroncoFan View Post
    You're getting ahead of yourself dude. Can't wait to feed you the lightning crow bird pie. You season will go down in a flash of blue and orange.

    Nothing like counting your chickens before thay hatch, which by the way none of yours have done yet.
    I'd at least suggest your current squad manages to score a touchdown against us before predicting a victory. much less a remotely close game.

    As for the Raider panty-smears, they'll probably get shut out on opening night just like they did against us fairly recently.

    Even in a death-cage grudge match between Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve, there will be a loser, and a huffer.

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    I guess since you all are a losing franchise, it's understandable how a couple of good years will draw out the posse.

    Chargers:
    Regular Season Record (all-time) : 354-359-11
    Playoff Record (all-time) : 9-14 (Last appearance after 2007 season)
    Super Bowls Won: 0 out of 1 appearance

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoJoe View Post
    I guess since you all are a losing franchise, it's understandable how a couple of good years will draw out the posse.

    Chargers:
    Regular Season Record (all-time) : 354-359-11
    Playoff Record (all-time) : 9-14 (Last appearance after 2007 season)
    Super Bowls Won: 0 out of 1 appearance
    All you'll hear out of them is "You Donkey fans live in the past..."

    Well past performance is a good indication of future success...

    Except in the case of the Raiders who have a senile old man pulling the strings. What they've achieved in the past will not be repeated until he is no longer involved.

    I don't think the Dolts are even in the rivalry picture with the Broncos. you have to have years of success, or beat us when we are good, or win something to be worth mentioning. I guess I dislike the Chuggers because of all the wonderful examples of classless tools, poor sports, and roid freaks they have, not becuase they have done anything meaningful or beat us when something was on the line.

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