Thread: Server downtime this afternoon

Originally Posted by Tned

He was in anfield to watch a Liverpool soccer game.

He received a text message from his brother, stating that his train was running late.

The text message was sent three months earlier when he last was meeting his brother to go to a soccer game.

How did I do with the translation, Den?

Spot on

Originally Posted by Jrwiz

Try again some of us missed that class in school

Long and short of it, my brother sent me a text message that for some bizarre reason took three months to get to my phone

Originally Posted by Den21vsBal19

Spot on



Long and short of it, my brother sent me a text message that for some bizarre reason took three months to get to my phone

Sounds like the pony express is not working in the UK..

Originally Posted by Jrwiz

Sounds like the pony express is not working in the UK..

You don't want to hear ALL the things that don't work right in the UK!!!!

You're not allowed out of cell range again, Tned...

Originally Posted by LordTrychon

You're not allowed out of cell range again, Tned...

TIA.

Originally Posted by LordTrychon

You're not allowed out of cell range again, Tned...

Originally Posted by MissouriBronc

TIA.

That is why I have all but given up golf. I get cell coverage on two of the eighteen holes

Originally Posted by LordTrychon

You're not allowed out of cell range again, Tned...

If he's hanging out in Arkansas, he's out of range of reality and the real world.

Originally Posted by Bronco9798

If he's hanging out in Arkansas, he's out of range of reality and the real world.

Not hanging out in Arkansas, I think of it more like exiled or imprisoned.

Originally Posted by Tned

Not hanging out in Arkansas, I think of it more like exiled or imprisoned.

Imprisoned is a good word. I have (work) experience there!!

Originally Posted by Tned

That is why I have all but given up golf. I get cell coverage on two of the eighteen holes

You kidding me?


I WISH I couldn't get calls from work on the rare occassion I make it to the course.

Originally Posted by Tned

You don't want to hear ALL the things that don't work right in the UK!!!!

You don't know the half of it

Originally Posted by Den21vsBal19

You don't know the half of it

lol, having more or less lived there for 8 months, I have some clues. Something you can relate to, I could never get ISDN working properly in the appartment I staid in towards the end of the trip (most of the time was in hotels). That's just the tip of the iceberg/horror stories...

Have you head about the new Terminal 5 at Heathrow?

A right screwup!!!!!

Heathrow chaos could cost BA £50m

Originally Posted by Den21vsBal19

Have you head about the new Terminal 5 at Heathrow?

A right screwup!!!!!

Heathrow chaos could cost BA £50m

I'll read it. Last time I flew out of Heathrow (about 6 years ago) it was still pretty early in the construction from what I remember. I have heard some of the people there I know talking about it.

I fly Delta, so I always fly into Gatwick.

Let me know in advance, I'm sure we can find some way to screw that up for ya