I thought we could use a thread to swap kid stories, tips, etc.
I'll start with this one. My daughter, 6, is a treasure. I love just talking with her, because she has a vivid imagination which frequently cracks me up. It also allows me to get a glimpse of what is going on inside that little head.
A month or two ago, she was walking through the living room with her favorite doll, telling it exasperatedly "baby, can't you give Mommy just a little rest. I can't do everything at once you know". I had to interject. The rest of the conversation went like this as I recollect it -
Me It sounds like you are very busy with your baby. Can't your husband help out some? (note here the subtle Dad propaganda, as he never discusses the possibilities of babies without husbands )
Nancy I don't have a husband anymore
Me No? Thats terrible! What happened?
Nancy He ran away. He wasn't a very good husband anyway, and I didn't like him.
Me Why didn't you like him?
Nancy He only laid on the couch and watched TV and drank booze and wouldn't get a job.
Me (starting to lose it laughing) Well, where is he now?
Nancy I think in Texas. Thats where he went. He wanted to be a hobo and not go to work at all. He got a new wife, but he's mean to her too.
Amazing and a bit disturbing - but still funny as Hell in a dark humorous sort of way. Mrs. D. and I were talking about it later, and when we tallied it up Nancy is the only girl in her circle of @ 6 closest friends with an intact 2 parent family. We wondered at the conversations the girls had amongst themselves, because there were a lot of specifics here.