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    Default Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

    Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

    Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

    The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

    Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

    This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

    An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

    The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

    The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

    Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

    Unfortunately, he was wrong.

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    Mizzou, maybe just stay away from this thread.

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    I have an alibi. I was right here, on my couch.
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

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    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronco9798 View Post
    The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.
    Now there is a government with foresight.

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    dam no cameras....

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    I'm a little short on words right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jody View Post
    I'm a little short on words right now.
    So were the midgets!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissouriBronc View Post
    I have an alibi. I was right here, on my couch.
    When I saw the title of this thread I was a little worried about you.


    glad you're OK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turftoad View Post
    When I saw the title of this thread I was a little worried about you.


    glad you're OK.
    By the grace of God himself...I survived.
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

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    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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    Looking on the internet, I saw this...

    Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight is just about the wackiest story I've heard from .... this would make a great multiplayer video game. ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronco9798 View Post
    So were the midgets!!!
    I'm glad you caught on.

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    Mo, this must really upset you. I am sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cswil View Post
    Mo, this must really upset you. I am sorry.
    I'm seriously contemplating some serious human rights violations here. I might have to join the Midgets Against Human Rights Violations Against Midgets Association. I have previously balked since I don't agree with all of their politics.
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

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    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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    Is there a local MAHRVAMA chapter near you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cswil View Post
    Is there a local MAHRVAMA chapter near you?
    It's actually in Boulder...so, it's a ways away, but you know, the internet keeps everyone close.
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

    Quote Originally Posted by Buff View Post
    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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