Thread: Best Country Songs..

Is there a better country song than Seminole Wind by John Anderson? I think not.

(sung with an off-key twang, in any tune you wish)

One day my dog came home with no bone
He was so sad and felt all alone.
So he dug a big hole
And put in a pole
And buried my truck and momma and phone

Originally Posted by gnomeflinger

(sung with an off-key twang, in any tune you wish)

one day my dog came home with no bone
he was so sad and felt all alone.
So he dug a big hole
and put in a pole
and buried my truck and momma and phone

lmfao

Originally Posted by gnomeflinger

(sung with an off-key twang, in any tune you wish)

One day my dog came home with no bone
He was so sad and felt all alone.
So he dug a big hole
And put in a pole
And buried my truck and momma and phone

Well alright.

We liiike kuntry music

Originally Posted by KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128

We liiike kuntry music

Good one.

Hilarious. Only rednecks like country music.

I love this song. I know most probably don't but... who cares.

Aw come on Westie. You knew what you were getting into when you created this thread. It's going to probably end up in the Lounge anyway.

Old school cowboys are just fine. Gene and Johnny and the like. It's the newer stuff that is horrid.

Originally Posted by West

Hilarious. Only rednecks like country music.

Is that just a stereotype? That's the impression i've had my entire life?

Psychos like metal, morons like whatever pop/rap/soft rock mtv has on and rednecks like country.

Please correct me if i'm wrong.

Ok, I found a list like the one I had 20 years ago. Here are some of the titles on it:

I flushed you from the toilets of my heart

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed.

I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car

I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger

I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I'm Waitin In Your Welfare Line

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

They Can Lock Me Up for Lovin' You, but They Can't Keep My Face from Breakin' Out

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly



Did I post a bunch of these already?

One of my Johnny Horton favs.

Originally Posted by Day1BroncoFan

I love this song. I know most probably don't but... who cares.

I've never heard that song. Nice.

Newer country sucks some serious weiner.