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  1. Sticky: Ok. Lasers though. (?)

    Ok.

    Lasers though. (?)
  2. Sticky: This is textbook asswhoop. Kudos to Von for his...

    This is textbook asswhoop. Kudos to Von for his precision with language.
  3. Sticky: So here's the deal. It's called big D laser...

    So here's the deal. It's called big D laser therapy. You get nekkid and it's like Boogie Nights disco ball theater but with lasers. Then you have a big dick! This is my understanding of science.
  4. Sticky: Barf!

    Barf!
  5. Sticky: Barf

    Barf
  6. Sticky: Chubb...nice tackle.

    Chubb...nice tackle.
  7. Sticky: Wait.....

    Wait.....
  8. Sticky: Well... Akira is a good flick. What does...

    Well...


    Akira is a good flick. What does that mean?
  9. Sticky: I thought I was?

    I thought I was?
  10. Sticky: Lasers and dicks. Not complicated man.

    Lasers and dicks. Not complicated man.
  11. Sticky: Agree.

    Agree.
  12. Sticky: Tell you what, Jaded. They have these dick laser...

    Tell you what, Jaded. They have these dick laser commercials on sports radio 24/7. Maybe you just need a good dick lasering?
  13. Sticky: Right!! Who knew??

    Right!! Who knew??
  14. Sticky: Unity, brother Slick. Keenum is a huge Claypool...

    Unity, brother Slick. Keenum is a huge Claypool fan, did you know that? (Maybe I'm making shit up, idk)
  15. Sticky: A bedroom poet! Damn Von is a beast. Hit that...

    A bedroom poet!

    Damn Von is a beast. Hit that elbow like a surgeon.
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    You don't fire a winner, baby. I'm not in VJ's...

    You don't fire a winner, baby.

    I'm not in VJ's corner exactly, but I'm not sold that some rando will be our savior either. I'd like to see the guy we actually have coaching right now turn it...
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    You can do rub-ins, but it has to be used...

    You can do rub-ins, but it has to be used sparingly and with grace. Probably staying silent is best, but that's hard sometimes!
  18. Sticky: Big time! More of this!

    Big time! More of this!
  19. Sticky: Way to go Broncos! Whoop dat ass!

    Way to go Broncos! Whoop dat ass!
  20. Sticky: Hell yeah, baby. This is what kicking ass feels...

    Hell yeah, baby. This is what kicking ass feels like.
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    Well, you can. Pewter, barkwood, weathered wood,...

    Well, you can. Pewter, barkwood, weathered wood, goatsheather, absinthe, cherrypine, you name it. I made those up but I bet at least one of them is real. The roofer--and maybe he missed an...
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    The pewter is kind of snazzy though.

    The pewter is kind of snazzy though.
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    Here's a random complaint. My wife can't decide...

    Here's a random complaint. My wife can't decide about the color of our new roof shingles. Just today she's throwing out pewter as her color. Meanwhile I'm talking to the roofer and he wants to get...
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    You haven't found out then. Good. :lol:

    You haven't found out then. Good.

    :lol:
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    The Broncos, Kinger!

    The Broncos, Kinger!
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