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Mark yo calendar, homie. Thievery is running it back at Mission Ballroom in October.

If that's the case, we have zero business drafting him.

You don't even have a way!

Abe, how much time do you spend thinking about this?

Chaz is a Bo Bro.

Extra letter aside, you think he could throw the ball over them mountains?

Also, FTR. Brett Favre, Steve Young, Nick Foles, just off the top of my head.

I don't follow. That was the year we drafted Osweasel, right?

There have been several, but I agree. Dude has five total letters in his name, he sounds like a simpleton. Great thread, sneaks.

How does Mac Jones hit ya?

He's not fooling anyone!

Hey hey, my my. Spotify can just go die.

Nope. Just in recent Donkeys history, 3rd rounders have yielded players like Justin Simmons, Dre'Mont Jones, Quinn Meinerz, Baron Browning, Dulcic (I know), and Sanders. It's not a throw away pick.

It's so on.

In an era where college football is developing less O-line talent than ever before, this class is unusually loaded at O-tackle. I'm gonna be super sad when we totally ignore it, unless it's because...

Schefter-esque.

While I would certainly take Williams at number one, Maye is lowkey kinda the guy I like the most for the Donkeys. He's not short, he's not scrawny, there aren't any questions about his arm, and...

Well, shit.

Warren Moon.

Abe is Trevor. He basic.

Well that's just mean.

I think Jaded is clearly Paxton Lynch.

I'm Orton.

Joe is Tebow.

Okay, so yes, the term "tanking" is the problem. I'm glad we were able to clear that up. Now we can harmoniously proceed with our total rebuild. Let's goooooo!

I was referring to the draft itself (remember Laremy Tunsil?), but I'm always down for a party. Don't worry about sending an invitation, we don't need to stand on formality. I'll just show up.
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As long as a gasmask bong is involved, I am there for it.