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I'm surprised this thread hadn't been made yet. I guess I'll take the honors in creating it.
With the loss of Welker, Woodhead, Lloyd, and Hernandez who is Brady going to throw to when Gronk and Amendola inevitably get injured?
What you say, he won Super Bowls with no-name receivers. I guess he'll just have to rely on that elite Patriots defense again.... Oh wait....:lol:
Guys, there's nothing to worry about. Trust me on this one.
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Amendola
Gronkowski
Aaron Dobson
Julian Edelman
Jake Ballard
Elite rushing game
Best quarterback in the league.
Strong offensive line.
Oh, and we'll have a top 5 defense this year, and again be #1 in our defense creating turn overs (BY A HUGE MARGIN) once again
Keep on throwing pennies in your wishing well. Broncos are going to get bitch-slapped by the Patriots this year.... again.... and we'll be a top seed for the play offs.... again.
You know we were the third highest scoring offense of all time last season right? And that we were 5-1 without Hernandez, averaging about 43 points per game?
Really think we're shaking in our boots because we lost an aging Welker with a reputation for dropping the biggest passes of the season?
Not sure if this is just a sad attempt at trolling, which doesn't affect me in the slightest for a total lack of belief in anything you say, or if you actually believe the Patriots are in trouble.
You guys have been talking shit for the last two seasons, saying the exact same things.
Go read through your 2011 and 2012 Patriot/Bronco gameday threads and come back to see me after your credibility and reality check.
Maybe you should actually.... I don't know.... win against us first, or make it further in the post season than us first.... before you start flapping off at the gums again only to look like a full on retard when we play each other / enter the play offs.
And Bronco fans are the ONLY fans in the league who routinely LOSE to every single last play off contender the play and STILL consider themselves the best team in the league.
It's more sad than funny at this point.
Also, since your team is just INCAPABLE of beating a play off team, I see 6 losses on your schedule right off the bat. Add that to the fact that there's a few games that could go either way, and your division won't be as soft as it was last year, maybe you should just wait before you start yapping. This thread will really be uncomfortable if you're 8-8 and we're 13-3 ~ 12-4.
So thank you for giving me something to necro-bump all season long.
I love it.
You're funny. Do you know what these numbers mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by NEPatriots
25-18-0
Do you know what "relevant" means?Quote:
Originally Posted by BroncoJoe
Here are the relevant games, the result of how the CURRENT rosters (mostly) have done against each other.
Patriots 3-0 against you, with more or less all the games being one sided blow out stompings.
But if you think what happened 15 years ago is a good measuring stick for the 2013 season, keep on talking. Like I said, I'm the one who will enjoy bumping this thread all season. Bronco fans won't like it as much once actual football starts.
Bronco fans are like those yippy yappy little old lady dogs that never shut up but don't scare anyone.
Patriots Super Bowl Rings:
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs50/f/20...dPreferred.png
To be fair, nothing in the past matters, only the present. We'll see you this year and, once again, you'll disappear.Quote:
Originally Posted by NEPatriots
As to your final sentence, LOL. You're a real moron who loves to eat bowls of dicks while being the worlds biggest hypocrite.
Once again I'll disappear?Quote:
Originally Posted by BroncoJoe
I've been here before, during and after for each one of the Patriot v Bronco games since joining this forum, and every single time I've been able to rub a dominant victory in your faces.
Your memory ok?
Memory is perfect, thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by NEPatriots
Ok, great, because I love being around for Brady v Manning games. I know it's a new thing for you guys, and so you don't know how it most always goes, but Brady jogs off the field looking like a boss when it's all over, and Peyton Manning pouts on the sideline with a huge, goofy looking forehead, looking like he's on the verge of tears because he knows his legacy just took another hit.Quote:
Originally Posted by BroncoJoe
It's great times. I'll always be here for that.
Oh, and this is where you guys realize you have nothing credible to say and start bringing up the NY Giants in a sad attempt to save face.
Ready? Annnnnnnnd go!
(that's your cue to start posting Giants stuff since your own team sucks)
Ready? Annnnnnnnnd go!
Trivia question:
Which team employed the most double murderers in 2013?
OMG THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*slaps knee*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
THANKS! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! EVEN THOUGH WE CUT HIM IMMEDIATELY, I STILL FEEL REALLY INSECURE ABOUT THAT! HAHAHAHA! GREAT TROLL! NO, SERIOUSLY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
GOOD ONE, BRO!
FACT: Of Tom Brady's 634 targets last season, 75.2% were to players no longer with the Patriots
Patriots suck!
A top 5 defense? You were 25th last season in total defense.
Fact: Patriots had the 2nd most rushing attempts last year.Quote:
Originally Posted by tubby
Ok.. .but they still threw the ball 634 times. So what do you suppose is going to increase the number of rushes or the number of passes? Considering the talent of those catching the ball on your team is diminishing at a fast rate, what will be easier to defend....the pass or your rushing attack?Quote:
Originally Posted by WTE
I'm not quite sure how your fact counters Tubby's.
Wow.. I was embarrassed that we had Bullgator, Jagbitch, and Zam posting for the Broncos. I actually feel sorry for the patriots fans knowing they have this guy representing their team.
FACT: That 75.2% is a pretty meaningless stat. They were on his team.... so he threw passes to them.Quote:
Originally Posted by tubby
What is this supposed to imply? That Brady's completions are going to take a 75% dive this season? Or are you implying nothing and just pulling some stupid media-bot story off of NFL.com to sound smart?
FACT: Last season Peyton Manning threw the ball mostly to people on his team.
I know. Amazing.
In yards? Go take a look at points allowed and turn overs, Professor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slick
You can have all the yards you want if you don't score.
What is this? Amateur hour?
You guys are stupid to the point of being boring.
Anyone here who knows something about anything or are all Bronco fans this retarded?
The point is, that's a lot of turnover. But then again it's probably not all bad considering the way they got stomped in the AFCC.........at home.Quote:
Originally Posted by NEPatriots
Get it? Because he murdered people, and was also a member of your team.Quote:
Originally Posted by NEPatriots
I kissed a girl last night. On the lips. With some tongue.Quote:
Originally Posted by NEPatriots
When's the last time you did that?
When's the last time Tom Brady did that?
Way to keep moving the goal posts after your irrelevant `contribution` to the conversation is refuted for being so utterly stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by tubby
When was the last time you've seen an AFC Championship game? We've done back to back now.
Insecure and worried pats fans are funny.
Really? What position do you play?Quote:
Originally Posted by NEPatriots
Armchair quarterback?
Then I wouldn't say You've done anything.
I've got to applaud you for talking smack about something that you in no possible way have any influence over. Please for the sake of the perception of Patriots fans, go find a hobby or something. I just found a picture of you,
http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809E...superfan11.jpg
Seriously, go run a mile or something.
Since your jokes fail and aren't even funny to force a smirk, you should probably stick to trolling about your football team, but since that's pretty bad too, I don't know what you should do.
I guess just sit there.
Keep pretending it doesn't matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by NEPatriots
2005. One week after they crushed the pats dynasty dreams.
Aside from the loss of Hernandez, who we no longer want on our team, we're fine, and we consider Amendola an upgrade. Tom Brady will make new stars out of people, as he always does, and Julian Edelman can do what Welker can do.Quote:
Originally Posted by tubby
Have you seen our first draft pick this year?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCdFFFAxLz0
No, of course you haven't.
:lol:
Everybody can sense blood in the water in New England, and its not just from Hern murdering people.....
NEP is so pissed about this Hernandez thing. :laugh: You can tell from his posts lately that this whole thing has cut him deep.
Are you remembering all those times you rooted for him and now looking back you realize you were rooting for a serial killer? :laugh:
BTW, your team hasn't won shit since the NFL made them stop filming their opponents' practices. Makes ya think, huh?
Do you have a string coming out of your back you need to pull to type or say something? I've been here for two football seasons now and you seem pretty limited.Quote:
Originally Posted by chazoe60
And for the 70th time, you do realize the Broncos did the same thing? (since you apparently still think "Spygate" is fresh news)
You should probably read a book or something, expand your horizons a little bit. Right now you sound like a blithering idiot, as usual, with an I.Q. well below average.
90? 91? 89? It somewhere around there?
Want to laugh? Check this out.
http://www.broncosforums.com/forums/...481471-I-m-out
Sounds like a whiney little bitch who roots for a bad team that's bad.
Red rum spelled backwards is Aaron Hernandez.
Little known fact.
Nah, it's what Tom Brady has been doing to your defense lately. We have like 140 points against you in our last three encounters alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by MOtorboat
Maybe Tom should be charged with owning you too hard and giving you one of the most embarrassing post season stompings in NFL HISTORY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QGeMApnBQQQuote:
Originally Posted by NEPatriots