Poet
Retiree

There's a difference between fat and round sir. I am fat, he sounds round. So exactly why do you hate us fat people? Like West, I'm starting to think that we are just not meant to be e-friends.

:yardog: No. This was the ultimate fat dude. He looked like a grizzley bear with his hair and he waddled his fatass everywhere. He would make you look like me. Him > You.

The difference between me and that kid is that I could probably beat the shit out of half your faggy football team.

I honestly don't know. But....... story time.. My senior year of high school, we had this fat kid that was our equipment manager and the whole team would call him repeatedly to tell him he was a fatass. Now this would be an everyday thing. Story over. I'm sorry if I brought back old memories.

Why do we make you sick? What did us fatties do to you?

Cause fat people make me sick and I will not associate myself with them. You're an except as are about 7 of my friends... Ah hell I fukked it all up. Nevermind. :yardog:

Why do you want me to lose weight? I think I'm on my 5th soda of the day.

It is my goal to help you lose weight. If I have to knife the fat off you myself, so be it.

Vegetables are actually pretty good. Carrots are delicious, and if you cover the shitty vegetables in enough meat sauce........ok I see your point.

Better than sticking vegetables up your ass so your mom thinks you ate them. King, do not cheat this diet.