Lol.
http://gamethreadz.com/dna-rylbro?var=wc Found this for you MO. It sort of makes me nauseous but you might like it. Don't be scared it's a tee-shirt for the rarest of all people, a Broncos/Royals fan.
If you're ever in the Rifle area let me know. I'll take you to a couple of places that are absolutely beautiful.