horsepig
12-27-2009, 03:10 AM
Josh McD's eyes were all blood shot,
his guts all racked up and tied in a knot!
His brows knitted together forewarning a storm'
his hot young star Eddie Royal, could not perform.
It seemed all was lost,the game plan a wreck,
for Eddie a sore hand and a pain in the neck!
How could McD save this bleak day?
Who could show the bright light and show the way?
Twas a dark and stormy night,
as the Broncos jetted out, almost in twilight.
To Philly they went, and it felt like midnight.
Who would step up and show them the light?
With Eddie Royal out, Bucky slowed down,
how could our young coach upright his frown?
Find the right star full of bright light,
to lead his offense this terrible cold night.
He went to BMarsh, his fab young G.O.A.T.,
could he lead the Broncos over that winless moat?
Well, he fed his goat up with Christmas tree lights,
tinsel, tin foil, and everything bright.
It looked like another close loss, Philly ready to eat their own feast'
When what did I see-yes, a bright orange beast!
I stared into that cold Philly sky,
and t'was nearly blinded by the stars, Oh My!
Hell it weren't starlight, but BMarsh, that's right,
streaking down the sideline, out all alone,
streaking into the Philly end zone!
It t'wasn't star light that shone blindingly bright,
Oh, no, by Jimminy by Jimmy by gosh't,
t'was our own young goat's jet exhaust!!!
his guts all racked up and tied in a knot!
His brows knitted together forewarning a storm'
his hot young star Eddie Royal, could not perform.
It seemed all was lost,the game plan a wreck,
for Eddie a sore hand and a pain in the neck!
How could McD save this bleak day?
Who could show the bright light and show the way?
Twas a dark and stormy night,
as the Broncos jetted out, almost in twilight.
To Philly they went, and it felt like midnight.
Who would step up and show them the light?
With Eddie Royal out, Bucky slowed down,
how could our young coach upright his frown?
Find the right star full of bright light,
to lead his offense this terrible cold night.
He went to BMarsh, his fab young G.O.A.T.,
could he lead the Broncos over that winless moat?
Well, he fed his goat up with Christmas tree lights,
tinsel, tin foil, and everything bright.
It looked like another close loss, Philly ready to eat their own feast'
When what did I see-yes, a bright orange beast!
I stared into that cold Philly sky,
and t'was nearly blinded by the stars, Oh My!
Hell it weren't starlight, but BMarsh, that's right,
streaking down the sideline, out all alone,
streaking into the Philly end zone!
It t'wasn't star light that shone blindingly bright,
Oh, no, by Jimminy by Jimmy by gosh't,
t'was our own young goat's jet exhaust!!!