12 days of McDaniels

[titan]

As we approach December 25th we've had our ups and downs from Josh McDaniels and the Broncos in 2009. Here's what coach Josh has given us fans this season (sung to the 12 days of Christmas):

12 carries by Hillis
11 failed 4th downs
10 td's from brandon
9 new starters on defense
8 sacks in 3 weeks from Elvis (games 2-4)
7 yard punt by Berger
6 wins to start the season
5 completions by Simms
4 fumbles by Knowshon
3 td's from stokely
2 wins since the bye week
and 1 fbomb on national tv

Happy Holidays to Bronco Fans everywhere!

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[soonerjh]

would like to change the last two lines to "2 wins and we are in" "and 1 playoff on national tv" but it looks like its gonna be tough...

[Superchop 7]

Mile High Salute

[hotcarl]

As we approach December 25th we've had our ups and downs from Josh McDaniels and the Broncos in 2009. Here's what coach Josh has given us fans this season (sung to the 12 days of Christmas):

12 carries by Hillis
11 failed 4th downs
10 td's from brandon
9 new starters on defense
8 sacks in 3 weeks from Elvis (games 2-4)
7 yard punt by Berger
6 wins to start the season
5 completions by Simms
4 fumbles by Knowshon
3 td's from stokely
2 wins since the bye week
and 1 literally never going to get laid*

Happy Holidays to Bronco Fans everywhere!




*(by a human female)


fixed for u mry xmas :)

[broncofaninfla]

Love it!!! LMAO!!!

[MasterShake]

Cool! I want to add a Bronco Christmas Poem I wrote just now:

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the West
San Diego proved once again
that they were the "best"

The Broncos, however
Were still in the hunt
But their chances seemed longer
Than some of Mitch Berger's punts!

They would have to face McNabb
And a great Eagles team
Would the playoffs once again
Fade away like a dream?

"Hell No!" said McDaniels
As his team gathered in the room
"We will win with Orton, Marshall, and Doom!"

As they took to the field there arose such a clatter
The crowd rose to their feet to see what was the matter
McNabb was sacked, and Westbrook was denied
And all the Eagles fans just sat there and cried.

As the Broncos left Philly with a win on their plane,
McDaniels was heard saying,
"We just need to win one one more mother ******* game!"



:lol:Sorry about that last line, but its the only thing that rhymed. Merry Christmas everyone! Don't lose hope yet! :salute:

[horsepig]

Nice posts Titan and Shake!