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MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 04:15 PM
Quotes from the cult movie:

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MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 04:16 PM
Do you see what happens Larry?

shank
01-30-2008, 04:17 PM
shut the **** up donnie

BroncoNut
01-30-2008, 04:17 PM
MHW, I am confused. What is this cult movie that you are mentioning here, and why is that man teaching that woman how to bowl?

GEM
01-30-2008, 04:21 PM
Mother is the name for God on the lips of all children....morphine is bad for you.


There are 3 rules for Fight Club.


OOOOHHHH from THAT cult movie....thought you meant ANY cult movie.

shank
01-30-2008, 04:32 PM
Mother is the name for God on the lips of all children....morphine is bad for you.


There are 3 rules for Fight Club.


OOOOHHHH from THAT cult movie....thought you meant ANY cult movie.

i'm sorry, i have to correct you; there are 8 rules for fight club:

#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

#4 - Two guys to a fight.

#5 - One fight at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.

#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

EDIT: to stay on topic-> Does the pope **** in the woods?

Slick
01-30-2008, 04:39 PM
"Grant can't watch either, or he has to pay 100"....."I'm just going to go find an ATM"

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 04:49 PM
That rug really tied the room together.

Slick
01-30-2008, 04:52 PM
I do not drive a car, I do not handle money, and I sure as **** do not freakin roll on Shomer Shabbas(sp?)

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 04:53 PM
"Grant can't watch either, or he has to pay 100"....."I'm just going to go find a cash machine"

Corrected for posterity.

"I don't need your ******' sympathy, man, I need my ******* johnson!"


"What do you need that for, Dude?"

Slick
01-30-2008, 04:55 PM
Corrected for posterity.

"I don't need your ******' sympathy, man, I need my ******* johnson!"


"What do you need that for, Dude?"

Absolutely, man I love that movie, haven't seen it in a couple years. I need to get my sister to bring it down when she comes to visit.

shank
01-30-2008, 04:56 PM
Absolutely, man I love that movie, haven't seen it in a couple years. I need to get my sister to bring it down when she comes to visit.

same here, someone stole my copy.

if i knew who it was, i would piss on their rug...

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 04:57 PM
8 year olds dude.

Slick
01-30-2008, 04:59 PM
Mark it 0 dude.

Buff
01-30-2008, 05:33 PM
--Over the line!!! (I still use that whenever I'm bowling)

--Nobody ****s wit da' Jesus!

--That's just, like, your opinion man.

--I don't think Chinaman is the preferred nomenclature man.

... I could go on and on... I probably quote that movie daily, along with with Wayne's World & Dumb and Dumber.

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 05:35 PM
you're entering a world of pain.

dogfish
01-30-2008, 05:35 PM
"the chinaman is not the issue here dude!"

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:40 PM
donnie you are out of your elemant

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 05:40 PM
nice marmet

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:40 PM
it is our most moderately priced recepticle

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:41 PM
hey man i got beverage over here man

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 05:41 PM
just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:41 PM
the k-nutsons

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:42 PM
i can get you a toe by 3 o'clock with nailpolish dude

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 05:42 PM
who the **** are the knutsons!

Slick
01-30-2008, 05:43 PM
It's a Pomeranian, Dude, it's a show dog, with papers.

I'm not buyng it a ******* beer dude, it's not taking your turn...

I know I messed that up, someone help

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:43 PM
and what was in the briefcase?.... papaers.. business papers.... and what do you do?... im unemployed...

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:44 PM
the whites!!!

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 05:45 PM
Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus

Buff
01-30-2008, 05:46 PM
We ****s you up and takes the money Lebowski!

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 05:47 PM
It's a Pomeranian, Dude, it's a show dog, with papers.

I'm not buyng it a ******* beer dude, it's not taking your turn...

I know I messed that up, someone help

You brought the ******* Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a ******* beer. He's not taking your ******* turn, Dude.

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:49 PM
vagina!

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:50 PM
i dont like your jerk off name, i dont like your jerk off face, i dont like your jerk off attitude, and i dont like you........... jerk off!!

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:51 PM
i sorry i wasnt listening

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:51 PM
man come on i have had a really bad day and i HATE THE ******* EAGLES!!!!!!

(my favorite scene)

Slick
01-30-2008, 05:52 PM
You brought the *******Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a ******* beer. He's not taking your ******* turn, Dude.

Thanks....classic.

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 05:53 PM
Ah, no that was the chief of police of Malibu. A real reactionary.

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:53 PM
im just gunno go find a cash machine

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 05:55 PM
Ulli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.

Ah. Must be exhausting.

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:57 PM
**** it man i got a rash

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 05:58 PM
mind if i do a joint?

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 05:58 PM
white russian

BroncoJoe
01-30-2008, 06:09 PM
Regrettably, I haven't seen this movie.

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 06:14 PM
Regrettably, I haven't seen this movie.

I recommend you remedy that ASAP Joe.

DenverBronkHoes
01-30-2008, 06:22 PM
highly recommend seeing it joe.....

there isnt a movie with so many blow your amazing characters.... PERIOD

if u are a goodman or bridges fan especially

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 06:24 PM
John Goodman should have won an academy award.

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 06:25 PM
Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 06:28 PM
And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.

You mean... beyond pacifism?

dogfish
01-30-2008, 08:05 PM
Regrettably, I haven't seen this movie.

that's freakin' tragic. . . .




"jackie treehorn treats objects like women. . . . "




"luckily, i've been sticking to a fairly strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber"

MileHighWrath
01-30-2008, 11:34 PM
I am the walrus

DenverBronkHoes
01-31-2008, 12:02 AM
GREATEST THREAD EVER!!!!




:balloons:

MileHighWrath
02-01-2008, 10:32 AM
****ing dip**** with a nine toed woman.

dogfish
02-03-2008, 06:06 AM
"three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from moses to sandy coufax-- you're god damned right i'm living in the past!"

dogfish
02-03-2008, 06:44 AM
"the dude abides. . . ."

MileHighWrath
02-04-2008, 12:36 AM
...you're being very undude.

DenverBronkHoes
02-04-2008, 12:44 AM
the dude is not in(BEEEEPP!!!)

MileHighWrath
02-04-2008, 12:52 AM
... do you have any promising leads?

DenverBronkHoes
02-06-2008, 04:53 AM
phone's ringin dude