Things to do before I die

[BroncoNut]

What are some things that you want to do before you take the big dirt nap. Here are some of mine. They do range and may contradict, but these come to mind as things I've thought about.

1. Make peace with God, make it the best possible relationship I can make it.
2. skydive on cocaine.
3. Be a quarterback with the Denver Broncos and win a superbowl
4. learn a foreign language.
5. Visit Austrailia

I will continue wiht more things at a later time.

What is on your list?

[BroncoNut]

6. Find a cure for death and aging

[BroncoNut]

7. have sex with a woman

[BroncoNut]

8. Find a cure for dwarfism

[Rex]

1. Go to Dallas and have DC and Coach buy my food and drinks at that fancy Brazilian steakhouse.

[CoachChaz]

1. Go to Dallas and have DC and Coach buy my food and drinks at that fancy Brazilian steakhouse.

Which one? Fogo d' Chao or Texas de Brazil

[Rex]

Which one? Fogo d' Chao or Texas de Brazil

Fogo...from what I hear, it is the shizzle.

[CoachChaz]

Fogo...from what I hear, it is the shizzle.

Yes it is. Best leg of lamb I have ever tasted. We'll let DC foot the bill on that trip.

[Rex]

Yes it is. Best leg of lamb I have ever tasted. We'll let DC foot the bill on that trip.

Oh yeah. He is rich..AND...he hates rich people. I want his wife to go too...in a low cut dress.


Nut...add this to my list:

2. Go to dinner with DCs wife in a low cut dress.

[CoachChaz]

Oh yeah. He is rich..AND...he hates rich people. I want his wife to go too...in a low cut dress.


Nut...add this to my list:

2. Go to dinner with DCs wife in a low cut dress.

I think I'll leave my wife at home for this one

[HolyDiver]

Sit through the 2008 season and watch Selvin Young rush for 1238 yards.

[CoachChaz]

Sit through the 2008 season and watch Selvin Young rush for 1238 yards.

Something else we can bet on

[GEM]

Go to Italy and have a mad affair with some gorgeous man who doesn't understand a lick of English. :D

[BroncoNut]

Go to Italy and have a mad affair with some gorgeous man who doesn't understand a lick of English. :D

You beat HD to that one

[CoachChaz]

Go to Italy and pretend I don't know English

[MileHighWrath]

Eat sushi in a hot tub with Jessica Beil AND Christina Aguilera (no no no Christina, this is how you hold a chop stick)

[shank]

Go to Italy and have a mad affair with some gorgeous man who doesn't understand a lick of English. :D

boppity boopy?

[GEM]

I could easily change that to stay in CO and have a torrid affair with a man who speaks perfectly good English but shuts up long enough to enjoy myself. :D

[MileHighWrath]

I could easily change that to stay in CO and have a torrid affair with a man who speaks perfectly good English but shuts up long enough to enjoy myself. :D

Something tells me there's a ball gag under your pillow.

[topscribe]

Go to Italy and have a mad affair with some gorgeous man who doesn't understand a lick of English. :D

Well, I'm not in Italy, and I once taught English . . .















. . . but one out of three's not bad, is it? :shocked:



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[BroncoNut]

Something tells me there's a ball gag under your pillow.

and an ice pick under her bed.

[GEM]

Something tells me there's a ball gag under your pillow.

LMAO! Forget the ball gag....just use a rag doused in a cup of shut the hell up (tried using ****....damn you astericks)....it works just fine.

[CoachChaz]

I have a black leather mask that zips over the mouth.

[MileHighWrath]

I'm actually a mute

[CoachChaz]

I'm going to stop being a sheep. GEM knows who loves her.

[GEM]

I'm actually a mute

PERFECT!!! I've been looking for one of you my entire life! :D

[claymore]

Have sex with every single mom in a moderately sized trailer park in one night.

[shank]

Have sex with every single mom in a moderately sized trailer park in one night.

what, again?

[topscribe]

Boy, you guys are a randy bunch, aren't you? :shocked:


:laugh:


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[MOtorboat]

2. Go to dinner with DCs wife in a low cut dress without DC.

nm.


Have sex with every single mom in a moderately sized trailer park in one night.

The Santa Claus of Redneck Trailer Moms!

[shank]

kate hudson

[MileHighWrath]

Things to do before I die...


... a woman with Broncos logos on her cheeks.

[BeefStew25]

Confirm Jake Plummer is really a woman.

[topscribe]

Confirm Jake Plummer is really a woman.

Now Beef, think positive . . .

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[GEM]

what, again?

Perhaps that 50 unit in one night just wasn't enough....he's goin for a big one this time :eek:

[GEM]

Things to do before I die...


... a woman with Broncos logos on her cheeks.


:laugh: Perhaps I should go buy more of those things....

[MileHighWrath]

:laugh: Perhaps I should go buy more of those things....

could you send some to my wife?

[GEM]

could you send some to my wife?

LMAO!! Shuts up NOW!

They have em at Wallyworld. ;) Grab her those and a jersey and stay in for the night. ;)

[Requiem / The Dagda]

They have those at Wal-Mart? WHAT. I need some of those for the big football game against our rival hall this weekend.

Where are they located?

[GEM]

They have those at Wal-Mart? WHAT. I need some of those for the big football game against our rival hall this weekend.

Where are they located?


They only had them in Broncos. I found em in the soda aisle of all places. Soda on one side and paper products on the other. Middle of the aisle. ;)

[MileHighWrath]

LMAO!! Shuts up NOW!

They have em at Wallyworld. ;) Grab her those and a jersey and stay in for the night. ;)

good plan, but the jersey might send me over the top too quickly.

[DenverBronkHoes]

go to amsterdam

see roger waters tripping balls

go to italy and sicily... the motherland

go back to thornton to die... the brother from another mother land

sky dive

wiener enlargement surgery

............................................

[MileHighWrath]

got to get to amsterdam as well

drive a BMW on the autobahn .. as fast as it will go!

***** slap david hasselhoff

[DenverBronkHoes]

........ i also want to design the ultimate multi-use electronic toothebrush

[Thnikkaman]

watch my children grow up
finish my masters degree
go to amsterdam
learn to play the drums
break 80 in a round of golf
speak fluent nihongo
master tantric sex
work for pixar
do community theater
brew beer
run a dive cafe

[MileHighWrath]

spank Brittney Spears .... I know it's too late (although she still needs it), but I wanna do it anyway.

[xX-Bronco-Xx]

Eat a ham sandwich.

:deadhorse:

While doing that.

[Broncogator]

watch my children grow up
finish my masters degree
go to amsterdam
learn to play the drums
break 80 in a round of golf
speak fluent nihongo
master tantric sex
work for pixar
do community theater
brew beer
run a dive cafe

性交あなた自身は行く

[topscribe]

性交あなた自身は行く

為什麼是一個人的自身性交最堅定？

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[BigDaddyBronco]

Get rejected by Salma Hayek at the last possible moment
Drill for oil in ANWR
Kill a bear with a sharpened stick
Hit Phillip Rivers in the face with a golden shovel
and most importently...
watch my girls grow up, have families of their own, and have lots of grandbabies

[Thnikkaman]

性交あなた自身は行く

If you could get rid of the kanji for me, I could read that.

I only knew about 180 kanji when I finished with my nihongo no jiyuugyo.

[slim]

1. Feel the gentle caress of beefstew25

That is all.

[BeefStew25]

1. Lead Slim along until he loses his saddlebags.

[slim]

1. Lead Slim along until he loses his saddlebags.

I'm working on it. I have sworn off gravy and I am down to 13 meals a day.

[dogfish]

get my head frozen like ted williams. . . . wait, maybe i should wait until afterwards to have that done. . . .

[DenverBronkHoes]

bang an asian chick

give oral to an asian

[Buff]

El

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:D

[DenverBronkHoes]

El

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Dee


:D

what the hell are u waiting for man? lol

always wanted to smoke a joint at mount rushmore

[Buff]

what the hell are u waiting for man? lol

always wanted to smoke a joint at mount rushmore

Whoops... I thought we were suggesting things for him to do before he died...

:crazy::screwy:

[Zweems56]

Honestly? I would love to go wild boar hunting with a knife. Have wanted to since the second I heard that the OSU middle linebacker did it (the AJ hawk and bobby carpenter linebacking class.)

[Cleveland Rocks]

What are some things that you want to do before you take the big dirt nap.

Well, in my case that would be before I am cremated.

1. Go to Italy (Live and Die there)
2. Go to Russia

I think I would die rather happy then. Nothing else I particularly want.

[BroncoNut]

Well, in my case that would be before I am cremated.

1. Go to Italy (Live and Die there)
2. Go to Russia

I think I would die rather happy then. Nothing else I particularly want.

Thought for the day.

Cremation is still ultimately a dirt nap

[MileHighWrath]

.. and if your ashes are spread at sea?

[BroncoNut]

.. and if your ashes are spread at sea?

sea sediment, fish poo.., etc, etc. etc.

I think someone didn't see the Lion King

[Cleveland Rocks]

Thought for the day.

Cremation is still ultimately a dirt nap

Having your ashes sit in an urn isn't a "dirt nap" in fact my ashes would never even touch the ground.

[BroncoNut]

Having your ashes sit in an urn isn't a "dirt nap" in fact my ashes would never even touch the ground.

They will, that urn will eventually end up in the dirt too.

This is a really stupid argument and I am done

tia

[MileHighWrath]

I would rather my ashes be in fish poo than to burden some family member(s) with an urn to care for, 'forever' or sit somewhere in some vault, 'forever' neither or which would actually occur. As nut said, it will eventually end up somewhere unintended, be it a few years after or decades. Just spread my ashes and be done. Bring on the fishies!

[Cleveland Rocks]

I would rather my ashes be in fish poo than to burden some family member(s) with an urn to care for, 'forever' or sit somewhere in some vault, 'forever' neither or which would actually occur. As nut said, it will eventually end up somewhere unintended, be it a few years after or decades. Just spread my ashes and be done. Bring on the fishies!

I'd rather it sit in a vault. Locked away, forgotten.

[BeefStew25]

I would rather my ashes be in fish poo than to burden some family member(s) with an urn to care for, 'forever' or sit somewhere in some vault, 'forever' neither or which would actually occur. As nut said, it will eventually end up somewhere unintended, be it a few years after or decades. Just spread my ashes and be done. Bring on the fishies!

I am going to donate my organs then donate the rest of me to science. I won't need me where I am going.

Purgatory, Colorado, for a lifetime of skiing and evening hot tubs.

[MileHighWrath]

I am going to donate my organs then donate the rest of me to science. I won't need me where I am going.

Purgatory, Colorado, for a lifetime of skiing and evening hot tubs.

My cremation will occur after my body has been looted for usable organs and whatever. Although my hope is to use up everything I got and have fun doing so right up to the second I exhale my last breath.

[topscribe]

They will, that urn will eventually end up in the dirt too.

This is a really stupid argument and I am done

tia

I never saw an argument until you called it that.

So let's stop creating arguments over such trivial little issues.

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[Thnikkaman]

If they want my organs, let them have them. But as for everything else. Stick me in a nice pine box, or a duffel bag for all I care, and throw my remains in an unmarked grave. Let the bugs have the rest. I want to be returned from the earth from which I came.

[MileHighWrath]

If they want my organs, let them have them. But as for everything else. Stick me in a nice pine box, or a duffel bag for all I care, and throw my remains in an unmarked grave. Let the bugs have the rest. I want to be returned from the earth from which I came.

You came from the earth? I knew there was something different about you.

[Thnikkaman]

Yep. Some martian goo landed on Pikes Peak, and I kind of bonded with the rock there.

[MileHighWrath]

Yep. Some martian goo landed on Pikes Peak, and I kind of bonded with the rock there.

Ah ... so you're the one!

[BroncoNut]

Are you martian Thnik? it's cool by me if you are.

[HolyDiver]

Are you martian Thnik? it's cool by me if you are.

two more posts, and you'll have 666.

[BroncoNut]

two more posts, and you'll have 666.

Good call HD, but I think it's 1 more post.

[HolyDiver]

Good call HD, but I think it's 1 more post.


I'll make a thread for your 666th post.