BOSSHOGG30
01-29-2008, 07:27 PM
God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I always try to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tom Brady and says, "What do you believe?"
Tom says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing field."
God is greatly moved by Tom's sincere eloquence, and offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Jay Culter: "And you, Jay, what do you believe?"
Jay replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
It won't be long boys and girls.... Jay is the man!
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I always try to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tom Brady and says, "What do you believe?"
Tom says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing field."
God is greatly moved by Tom's sincere eloquence, and offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Jay Culter: "And you, Jay, what do you believe?"
Jay replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
It won't be long boys and girls.... Jay is the man!