Putting you guys on notice

[BeefStew25]

I am about to get into my car and drive three hours. When I get back on here, this place had better be cleaned up and your homework better be done.

Nut, you are in charge until I get back. CSWIL, there is some leftover ham in the fridge you can warm up. Niner, I ground up your back pills into a fine powder. You can snort them if you wish.

[BroncoJoe]

What the hell am I supposed to do?

[DallasChief]

Why don't you stay? I'm down on my knees. I'm so tired of being lonely. Don't I give you what you need?

[BeefStew25]

What the hell am I supposed to do?

Keep the libs in the playroom. I am not going to tell you twice.

[tubby]

If they don't let you pay at the pump, buy a scratch ticket.

[CoachChaz]

What the hell am I supposed to do?

It's more fun not having any responsibility

[BeefStew25]

It's more fun not having any responsibility

Chaz, I need you to mow the lawn and mulch around the trees. Use Jose if you want.

[BigDaddyBronco]

I am about to get into my car and drive three hours. When I get back on here, this place had better be cleaned up and your homework better be done.

Nut, you are in charge until I get back. CSWIL, there is some leftover ham in the fridge you can warm up. Niner, I ground up your back pills into a fine powder. You can snort them if you wish.
Take a longer route and drive 5 hours. My stock has been taking a beating. :D

[tubby]

Beef, I'll just stand here and look dumb. Cool?

[CoachChaz]

Chaz, I need you to mow the lawn and mulch around the trees. Use Jose if you want.

Depends on who lawn I'm mulching.

[BeefStew25]

Beef, I'll just stand here and look dumb. Cool?

I need you to instigate while I am gone. Call out Niner on his disdain for Bates. Throw some old Freak posts his way. When I get back, I want one of you dead.

[BroncoJoe]

I need you to instigate while I am gone. Call out Niner on his disdain for Bates. Throw some old Freak posts his way. When I get back, I want one of you dead.

HD?

[BeefStew25]

Take a longer route and drive 5 hours. My stock has been taking a beating. :D

I have a Lincoln hybrid. It burns the methane from my ass after a Taco Bell pitstop.

[BeefStew25]

HD?

Well, I guess a severely injured knee will have to do. Just make sure he doesn't try to walk on water again.

[Bronco9798]

I snorted my pills.

[frauschieze]

This place is hopeless. I'm going to go practice on the stripper pole.

[CoachChaz]

I finished mowing her lawn...anyone got any floss?

[BroncoNut]

Get off of that pole right now Frau. Beef doesn't want you on it when he's away.

[frauschieze]

Get off of that pole right now Frau. Beef doesn't want you on it when he's away.

Why not? Damn thing is here for me anyway.

[slim]

Well, since beef didn't leave any instructions for me I guess I am free to do as I please. Quick, someone get me a midget, a donkey, three cucumbers, a fifth of tequila, and a camera.

[frauschieze]

Video or still?

[slim]

Video or still?

One of each (just in case).

[DallasChief]

One of each (just in case).


Why are you here? It's tax season.

[slim]

Why are you here? It's tax season.

I am taking a 15 minute lunch and thought I would check in. It looks you have everything under control.

[DallasChief]

I am taking a 15 minute lunch and thought I would check in. It looks you have everything under control.

I don't. Nut does.

[yardog]

Nut this is a big day for you huh?

[slim]

Nut this is a big day for you huh?

Something tells me he will blow it.

[BroncoNut]

Something tells me he will blow it.

Don't you have taxes to prepare?

[BroncoNut]

Nut this is a big day for you huh?

I guess so. How are your horses doing?

[Italianmobstr7]

Something tells me he will blow it.

I thought the only thing he blew was dogs....

[DallasChief]

Don't you have taxes to prepare?

How hard is it punch numbers into a computer? A monkey can prepare taxes these days.

[BroncoNut]

How hard is it punch numbers into a computer? A monkey can prepare taxes these days.

true, but it is still a time consuming task for CPAs and accountants, or whatever the heck Slim is, this time of year. I don't know where he is finding the time to post during the day.

[frauschieze]

Does anyone have a spare monkey? I do my mom and stepdad's taxes every year and it gives me a headache.

[BroncoNut]

I thought the only thing he blew was dogs....

I think maybe you should

****!!!!!!


you guys are just jealous anyway.

[DallasChief]

Does anyone have a spare monkey? I do my mom and stepdad's taxes every year and it gives me a headache.

I'm busy spanking mine right now. When do you need it?

[BigDaddyBronco]

Jealous of you or your dog?

[BroncoNut]

I'm busy spanking mine right now. When do you need it?

Why are you spanking it? Was it bad or something?

[CoachChaz]

This application actually asks outright if I am a pedophile or child abuser

[DallasChief]

Why are you spanking it? Was it bad or something?

Yes it was. I spanked it until it threw up.

[DallasChief]

This application actually asks outright if I am a pedophile or child abuser

LOL

Well..... are you?

[BigDaddyBronco]

This application actually asks outright if I am a pedophile or child abuser
At least they don't beat around the bush with questions like...

"Have you ever had to disclipline your child or other children. Did you like it?"

[frauschieze]

I'm busy spanking mine right now. When do you need it?

Sometime before March would be nice.

[DallasChief]

Sometime before March would be nice.

I'll see if I'm done by then. :D

[CoachChaz]

LOL

Well..... are you?

Not since I abused myself when I was underage.

[frauschieze]

I'll see if I'm done by then. :D

Just let me know. I only need to borrow it for a couple hours. I would even feed it while it was with me.......

[BroncoNut]

Jealous of you or your dog?

you guys are jealous of my position

[BigDaddyBronco]

Exactly what position are you talking about. On second thought I really don't want to think about it. :D

[DallasChief]

you guys are jealous of my position

Which position? The doggie-style position?

[Rex]

What the hell is this all about? Nut....update me. tia

[CoachChaz]

Nut has a new position

DC is spanking his monkey

Frau wants to borrow DC's monkey

I can't coach the Chiefs if I'm a pedophile

[DallasChief]

I can't coach the Chiefs if I'm a pedophile

Now now, the application doesn't say you're automatically exluded if you answer "Yes" to the "Are you a pedophile or child abuser?" question. :D

[CoachChaz]

Now now, the application doesn't say you're automatically exluded if you answer "Yes" to the "Are you a pedophile or child abuser?" question. :D

I understand, but one would assume the answer to be yes for ANYONE wanting to coahc the Chiefs.

[BroncoNut]

What the hell is this all about? Nut....update me. tia

Beef has placed me in charge and BigDaddy and DC have been trying to undermine me by threatening to resurrect ghosts from my past at the freak. I think i've been doing a good job, but these two, in particluar seem to want to make me look bad.

[BigDaddyBronco]

Yea, the Chief coaches are more into beastiality as they used to get ****** by the GOAT (John Elway) all the time.

[CoachChaz]

Beef has placed me in charge and BigDaddy and DC have been trying to undermine me by threatening to resurrect ghosts from my past at the freak. I think i've been doing a good job, but these two, in particluar seem to want to make me look bad.

I wasn't aware you needed help

[Rex]

Beef has placed me in charge and BigDaddy and DC have been trying to undermine me by threatening to resurrect ghosts from my past at the freak. I think i've been doing a good job, but these two, in particluar seem to want to make me look bad.

Big Daddy wants to be DC's new gay lover, even though DC is hung up on Beef. Daddy should go after NTL, due to their shared love for crude oil, but DC has forbidden it because he wants to keep NTL on a string and toy with him, all the while playing hard to get with Daddy but always truly being Beef's gay boi. Coach would take Daddy, but he is more of a crack addicted hooker gay boi that will do anything with anyone, so not really a relationship type of guy.

So, see, dont let them bother you.....they are all screwed up.

[BroncoNut]

I guess I don't understand why Coach can't coach an NFL team if he's a pedophile. I think it's something more that he's hiding from us. Like maybe not good enough or unqualified for the position.

[Buff]

I guess I don't understand why Coach can't coach an NFL team if he's a pedophile. I think it's something more that he's hiding from us. Like maybe not good enough or unqualified for the position.

Nah, it's mostly the pedophilia.

[BigDaddyBronco]

Big Daddy wants to be DC's new gay lover, even though DC is hung up on Beef. Daddy should go after NTL, due to their shared love for crude oil, but DC has forbidden it because he wants to keep NTL on a string and toy with him, all the while playing hard to get with Daddy but always truly being Beef's gay boi. Coach would take Daddy, but he is more of a crack addicted hooker gay boi that will do anything with anyone, so not really a relationship type of guy.

So, see, dont let them bother you.....they are all screwed up.

That is quite a love triangle...er, pentagon. How dare you mock my love for DC.

[DallasChief]

That is quite a love triangle...er, pentagon. How dare you mock my love for DC.

cswil is jealous of our love.

[BroncoNut]

cswil is jealous of our love.

No, you are just a manipulative scheming gay boi that is pining away for Beef

[BigDaddyBronco]

I think cswil wants to be filthy in the oil like NTL and myself, that is why he hates Big Oil so much.

[CoachChaz]

As he noted...I'm a freelance lover, so if anyone is feeling left out, just let me know...except Nut.

[Rex]

I think cswil wants to be filthy in the oil like NTL and myself, that is why he hates Big Oil so much.

No, I hate it because:

When oil dropped 10 bucks, gas went down 10 cents over 3 weeks.

Oil goes up 2 bucks last week, gas went up 11 cents overnight.

That is why I hate it.

[CoachChaz]

I guess I don't understand why Coach can't coach an NFL team if he's a pedophile. I think it's something more that he's hiding from us. Like maybe not good enough or unqualified for the position.

This all depends on what age someone defines a minor as. To me, it's all speculative.

[Rex]

cswil is jealous of our love.

I am sad that you and I dont share the once in a lifetime friendship that we once did.:tsk:

[CoachChaz]

No, I hate it because:

When oil dropped 10 bucks, gas went down 10 cents over 3 weeks.

Oil goes up 2 bucks last week, gas went up 11 cents overnight.

That is why I hate it.

So is it the oil companies or the end distributors that you hate? Whichever one you pick...count me in.

[DallasChief]

I am sad that you and I dont share the once in a lifetime friendship that we once did.:tsk:

We can't be friends w/o being lovers? That is so old school.

[Italianmobstr7]

I think DC and CSWIL should be friends w/ benefits. It will make your guys situtation much easier.

[Rex]

We can't be friends w/o being lovers? That is so old school.

No...of course not. You know I am straight and have never treated you poorly for being a homo...however, you cant extend me the same benefit for being sort of a redneck type guy.

[DallasChief]

No...of course not. You know I am straight and have never treated you poorly for being a homo...however, you cant extend me the same benefit for being sort of a redneck type guy.

Well, the invitation to go fishing and drink Busch Light with me all day is still open. And our meetup in Girard next time I come to KS is set in stone.

[Bronco9798]

Well, the invitation to go fishing and drink Busch Light with me all day is still open. And our meetup in Girard next time I come to KS is set in stone.

Can I come along DC?

[Rex]

Well, the invitation to go fishing and drink Busch Light with me all day is still open. And our meetup in Girard next time I come to KS is set in stone.

Just when I get some distance, you suck me back in with offers of fishing and beer.

BTW: I just dropped 139 bucks on a new reel Friday

[DallasChief]

Can I come along DC?

Sure.

You'd hate me a lot less after having a beer or twelve with me. :D

[Bronco9798]

Sure.

You'd hate me a lot less after having a beer or twelve with me. :D

I just live down the road from Cswil. We could make it a threesome !!!!

[DallasChief]

Just when I get some distance, you suck me back in with offers of fishing and beer.

BTW: I just dropped 139 bucks on a new reel Friday

Nice.

All my poles are in KS, actually. It's about the only time I go fishing anymore.

[CoachChaz]

Nice.

All my poles are in KS, actually. It's about the only time I go fishing anymore.

I beg to differ

[DallasChief]

I just live down the road from Cswil. We could make it a threesome !!!!

Do you know where Girard is? If so, you could drive so cswil could drink more.

[Bronco9798]

Do you know where Girard is? If so, you could drive so cswil could drink more.

I have no clue. I never go to Kansas except to go to Colorado. I have no clue why I would ever to or go thru Kansas for any other reason.

[DallasChief]

I have no clue. I never go to Kansas except to go to Colorado. I have no clue why I would ever to or go thru Kansas for any other reason.

It's just west of Pittsburg a little bit.

[Bronco9798]

It's just west of Pittsburg a little bit.

Ahh ok...Never been, but know where it is.

[yardog]

I guess so. How are your horses doing?

They are good thanks.

[Rex]

Ahh ok...Never been, but know where it is.

Nevermind.....DC and I wont be getting together in Girard.

Maybe I can come over to Springfield and we can go to Hooters

[DallasChief]

Nevermind.....DC and I wont be getting together in Girard.

Maybe I can come over to Springfield and we can go to Hooters

cswil + DC = :fish2: & :beer:

[BroncoNut]

I wouldn't mind going to Girard to do a little fishing DC. let's you and i meet up in Girard. it'll be good times.

[Bronco9798]

Nevermind.....DC and I wont be getting together in Girard.

Maybe I can come over to Springfield and we can go to Hooters

That'll work too...You just let me know when you are coming.

[CoachChaz]

I saw a movie with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall in it once. They always said they were going fishing too.

[BroncoNut]

I saw a movie with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall in it once. They always said they were going fishing too.

well, in a way they were. a hole and a pole were involved

[BroncoNut]

Beef called. He's on his way home.

[DallasChief]

Nut, we'll meet in Girard in March. Do you need directions?

[BroncoNut]

Nut, we'll meet in Girard in March. Do you need directions?


west of pittsburgh is all I know. but yes, I will need further directions. March is also the month of my birthday. Maybe we could meet in girard on or around my birthday. When is your birthday?

[DallasChief]

west of pittsburgh is all I know. but yes, I will need further directions. March is also the month of my birthday. Maybe we could meet in girard on or around my birthday. When is your birthday?

My birthday is in February.

Will you be driving in from DC or taking a flight?

[BroncoNut]

My birthday is in February.

Will you be driving in from DC or taking a flight?

I haven't decided yet. Maybe I could catch a cheap flight on Midwest Air to Kansas City.

[BroncoNut]

My birthday is in February.

Will you be driving in from DC or taking a flight?

February when DC? Something tells me that you are an Aquarius and not a Pisces. Which would mean that it is no later than the 18th of Feb. If not, that's cool, we can still go fishing.

What kind of fishing is in Girard KS? And also, are you using me just to make Cswil jealous, because it is O.K. if you are

[DallasChief]

I'm a cusp. My birthday is the 19th.

We can go fishing for large mouth bass. It's not to make cswil jealous, he's free to join in. I hadn't originally planned on going fishing while in KS but that sounds like a plan.

[Rex]

I'm a cusp. My birthday is the 19th.

We can go fishing for large mouth bass. It's not to make cswil jealous, he's free to join in. I hadn't originally planned on going fishing while in KS but that sounds like a plan.

Well, if you want to fish, we will need to head toward Columbus. Plus, I am afraid someone down here might kill Nut if he show up around here.

[DallasChief]

Well, if you want to fish, we will need to head toward Columbus. Plus, I am afraid someone down here might kill Nut if he show up around here.

I have a feeling nut doesn't talk much in real life.

[BroncoNut]

Well, if you want to fish, we will need to head toward Columbus. Plus, I am afraid someone down here might kill Nut if he show up around here.

maybe. I don't think I am that famliar with the Kansas territory.

[BroncoNut]

I have a feeling nut doesn't talk much in real life.

Do I come off as a quiet type?, I guess that I kinda am.

[BroncoJoe]

You know, it's been four hours since Beef posted this. Didn't he say three?

[BroncoNut]

You know, it's been four hours since Beef posted this. Didn't he say three?



has it been that long? Yeah, he did say three.

[CoachChaz]

Should he have titled it GayFest 2008?

[DallasChief]

Do I come off as a quiet type?, I guess that I kinda am.

Yes you do.

[BroncoJoe]

Reported for bypassing language filter.

Dick.

Scum-sucking turd.

[Davii]

Great. I showed up too late. No tasks for me. Guess i'll just sit here and read other posts.

[tubby]

Scum-sucking turd.

Don't worry Homo Joe. They don't give infractions here they just delete posts. This mess should be cleaned up shortly.

[BroncoJoe]

But not us be cause we are smokers and therefore...we are murderers

Ah, yes. Just think of the billions of cells I've destroyed in my lifetime.

I should be in jail.

[CoachChaz]

Ah, yes. Just think of the billions of cells I've destroyed in my lifetime.

I should be in jail.

Not to mention all the people that have been proven to actually acquire cancer and then die from second hand smoke.

[BroncoJoe]

Not to mention all the people that have been proven to actually acquire cancer and then die from second hand smoke.

I wouldn't even make the top 10 list of serial killers.

[frauschieze]

I wouldn't even make the top 10 list of serial killers.

Geez, Joe. Where's your ambition?

[DallasChief]

I shot a smoker in Reno, just to watch him die (faster then he already was).

[BroncoJoe]

Geez, Joe. Where's your ambition?

I know. I'm seriously slacking. I need to smoke in public more often.

[Broncogator]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/broncogator/gay-thread.jpg

[frauschieze]

I know. I'm seriously slacking. I need to smoke in public more often.

I have high expectations for you. Get to it.

[yardog]

Nut you need to get this place under control before Beef gets back.

[BroncoNut]

Nut you need to get this place under control before Beef gets back.

this is not a gay thread. This is a nice thread.

[Broncogator]

this is not a gay thread. This is a nice thread.

It's very......happy:elefant:

[BeefStew25]

Good grief. I leave you guys alone for 4 hours and this is what happens?

There is going to be some changes around here. That much is certain.

Davii, we are going to need a 50 cal mounted on a hummer.

[Davii]

Good grief. I leave you guys alone for 4 hours and this is what happens?

There is going to be some changes around here. That much is certain.

Davii, we are going to need a 50 cal mounted on a hummer.

We have plenty. I prefer the MK-19 though, more fun to see stuff explode from a 40mm auto grenade launcher.

What are we needing this for? We driving through Houston traffic during rush hour?

[BeefStew25]

We have plenty. I prefer the MK-19 though, more fun to see stuff explode from a 40mm auto grenade launcher.

What are we needing this for? We driving through Houston traffic during rush hour?

We are just going to be real vague and blow stuff up and raise our voices. Think of the Hanson Brothers in Slapshot.

[Bronco9798]

Good grief. I leave you guys alone for 4 hours and this is what happens?

There is going to be some changes around here. That much is certain.

Davii, we are going to need a 50 cal mounted on a hummer.

Can we use my Hummer?

[frauschieze]

Good grief. I leave you guys alone for 4 hours and this is what happens?

There is going to be some changes around here. That much is certain.

Davii, we are going to need a 50 cal mounted on a hummer.

Seriously.....what did you expect leaving Nut in charge?

[Davii]

We are just going to be real vague and blow stuff up and raise our voices. Think of the Hanson Brothers in Slapshot.

We can just yell "Loud noises" while we do this.

[BeefStew25]

Can we use my Hummer?

Sure. What is the Axel Rose clearance?

[BeefStew25]

Seriously.....what did you expect leaving Nut in charge?

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. THIS IS NOT ABOUT NUT. NUT IS A DAMN LEGEND.

[BeefStew25]

We can just yell "Loud noises" while we do this.

Mail me a couple of grenades. I have an idea.

[frauschieze]

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. THIS IS NOT ABOUT NUT. NUT IS A DAMN LEGEND.

I remember what Nut is a legend for. Your scare tactics won't work on me. You made a bad choice in delegating responsibility. Don't take that out on me.

[BeefStew25]

I thought that if the asterisk did not block something out, and I heard it on primetime TV, it was ok.

[tubby]

I thought that if the asterisk did not block something out, and I heard it on primetime TV, it was ok.

Do you really have a problem not being able to post sacrilege?

Come on beef, pick your battles.

[DallasChief]

Do you really have a problem not being able to post sacrilege?

Come on beef, pick your battles.

Beef and I are Scientologists, GD is not sacrilege to us.

[tubby]

Beef and I are Scientologists, GD is not sacrilege to us.

What's a Scientologist?

[DallasChief]

What's a Scientologist?

beef and I.

[topscribe]

Beef and I are Scientologists, GD is not sacrilege to us.

It is extremely offensive to a very high percentage of the population.

That kind of epithet will always be edited, and possibly its poster moderated.

Turf just happened to beat me to it. :beer:

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[DallasChief]

It is extremely offensive to a very high percentage of the population.

That kind of epithet will always be edited, and possibly its poster moderated.

Turf just happened to beat me to it. :beer:

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Why isn't it filtered?

[topscribe]

Why isn't it filtered?

Good question. I'll work on that.

But that is just common sense. People take their faith very seriously. Any
profane use of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha and other divine names is taboo in
many places for the same reasons.

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[BeefStew25]

I just went into the bathroom and self-infracted myself.

[DallasChief]

It might be common courtesy, I don't know about common sense.

But if you say so.

[topscribe]

I just went into the bathroom and self-infracted myself.

That takes a little of the pressure off me.

I had my two-inch belt doubled up and was about to tell you to grab your ankles . . .

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[Rex]

That takes a little of the pressure off me.

I had my two-inch belt doubled up and was about to tell you to grab your ankles . . .
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Careful what you wish for, you might get a WHOLE LOT more than you want.

[BeefStew25]

That takes a little of the pressure off me.

I had my two-inch belt doubled up and was about to tell you to grab your ankles . . .

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Hmmm....where do you live, if I can ask?

[topscribe]

Careful what you wish for, you might get a WHOLE LOT more than you want.

I was wondering if somebody would jump on that. :D

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[BeefStew25]

I was wondering if somebody would jump on that. :D

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You are loaded with innuendo this evening. Are you flirting?

[topscribe]

You are loaded with innuendo this evening. Are you flirting?

Can you say that in public?

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[BeefStew25]

Can you say that in public?

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It didn't get the asterisk. Just like god. And damn.

[topscribe]

It didn't get the asterisk. Just like god. And damn.

I forgot to put the :D at the end of it.

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[slim]

Don't you have taxes to prepare?

Don't you have some micros to biologist?

[Rex]

I was wondering if somebody would jump on that. :D

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Wow. This screams bi curious as well. What do you think Beef?

[BeefStew25]

Wow. This screams bi curious as well. What do you think Beef?

Well, he is a mod, so I kinda tip toed around it. I am sure there is such a thing as gay mods, but you know what happens when you assume.

[Rex]

Well, he is a mod, so I kinda tip toed around it. I am sure there is such a thing as gay mods, but you know what happens when you assume.

Yes. You show your ass to you and me.

[topscribe]

Well, he is a mod, so I kinda tip toed around it. I am sure there is such a thing as gay mods, but you know what happens when you assume.

Well, you implied you need to work on your sense of humor.

Guess I need to work on my jokes. :noidea:

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[Rex]

Well, you implied you need to work on your sense of humor.

Guess I need to work on my jokes. :noidea:

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No, your jokes are 2000x better than NTL at this point.

[BeefStew25]

This thread was pretty good. Nut is a good babysitter.

[tubby]

classic

[SR]

I miss you beef.

[BeefStew25]

I miss you beef.

We need you deployed again so we can get our relationship back in order.

[Rex]

I miss DC.:tsk: