What's Clays big announcement? [Archive]

claymore

01-25-2008, 09:47 PM

It cuts deeper when its from the ones you love. :(

Requiem / The Dagda

01-25-2008, 09:50 PM

That's he's going to get a username that isn't a weapon from Oblivion.

MOtorboat

01-25-2008, 09:50 PM

FYI, clay voted that he's a woman.

claymore

01-25-2008, 09:53 PM

FYI, clay voted that he's a woman.

I bet you a 6 pack DC votes the same thing. No big announcement. Like I saidIf you PM me your number I will tell you.

Rex

01-25-2008, 09:54 PM

FYI, clay voted that he's a woman.

Holding out hope that there is 1 woman that will give you some tail, huh Mo?

MOtorboat

01-25-2008, 09:56 PM

Holding out hope that there is 1 woman that will give you some tail, huh Mo?

I'm not that pathetic.

claymore

01-25-2008, 09:56 PM

Holding out hope that there is 1 woman that will give you some tail, huh Mo?

Howd you know the secret, someone told.:D

slim

01-25-2008, 09:58 PM

Ooooooo........I know. :D

Please share (you can keep it on the down low, if need be :listen:)

Rex

01-25-2008, 09:58 PM

I'm not that pathetic.

Yes you are. You hope Clay is a tranny and that he plans on coming up to Missouri in his El Camino and sweeping you off your little feet and taking you to paradise in a trailer park far far away from the steep pressures of being the editor of the Mayberry Gazette.

Timmy!

01-25-2008, 09:58 PM

Well, not that it's a secret, but I'm pretty sure it's that he's madly in love with Slim.

claymore

01-25-2008, 09:59 PM

Please share (you can keep it on the down low, if need be :listen:)
Ya, create a private thread. sheez...............:tsk:

frauschieze

01-25-2008, 10:00 PM

Please share (you can keep it on the down low, if need be :listen:)

You tried to give Coach permission to share my secrets........why should I trust your ass now? I'm up on yahoo

slim

01-25-2008, 10:01 PM

You tried to give Coach permission to share my secrets........why should I trust your ass now? I'm up on yahoo

LOL...good point :elefant:

frauschieze

01-25-2008, 10:02 PM

BTW, I wish the annoucement was that he was buying the Beer Shed.

Get on that one, will ya?

claymore

01-25-2008, 10:02 PM

Yeah Slim is a dirty Bastage. With hot Mexican backgrounds.

claymore

01-25-2008, 11:04 PM

Well I talked to MB, as I expected there was allot of animal noises and women moaning in the background.

MOtorboat

01-25-2008, 11:07 PM

Well I talked to MB, as I expected there was allot of animal noises and women moaning in the background.

Damn skippy...I mean...what are you talking about?

slim

01-25-2008, 11:08 PM

Well I talked to MB, as I expected there was allot of animal noises and women moaning in the background.

Are you sure they were women?

claymore

01-25-2008, 11:09 PM

Damn skippy...I mean...what are you talking about?

You know mister, you cannot mistake a goat moan or a womans cry for a larger penis. LOL.

NightTrainLayne

01-25-2008, 11:10 PM

He's actually an illegal immigrant from Guatamala, forging voter registrations to pad Hillary's count in Florida.

MOtorboat

01-25-2008, 11:12 PM

He's actually an illegal immigrant from Guatamala, forging voter registrations to pad Hillary's count in Florida.

Yeah, but he hates retards.

slim

01-25-2008, 11:13 PM

He's actually an illegal immigrant from Guatamala, forging voter registrations to pad Hillary's count in Florida.

cswil, we have a red alert...I repeat, a red alert.

claymore

01-25-2008, 11:15 PM

This is about MB's goats and women moans. Not my hatred for the handicapped. TIA.

Broncogator

01-25-2008, 11:16 PM

Well I talked to MB, as I expected there was allot of animal noises and women moaning in the background.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/broncogator/roosheep-1.jpg

slim

01-25-2008, 11:19 PM

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/broncogator/roosheep-1.jpg

You SOB...I was down to my last drink of beer and I just spit it all over my keyboard. :beer:

Broncogator

01-25-2008, 11:20 PM

You SOB...I was down to my last drink of beer and I just spit it all over my keyboard. :beer:

Go find a wine cooler

MOtorboat

01-25-2008, 11:22 PM

You SOB...I was down to my last drink of beer and I just spit it all over my keyboard. :beer:

You're last beer, it's not even 9:30 there slim...better make a beer run.

claymore

01-25-2008, 11:25 PM

You're last beer, it's not even 9:30 there slim...better make a beer run.

Slim is a woman wearing man pants. :tsk:

Benetto

01-25-2008, 11:26 PM

He finally got a 360, and is now able to play Online?

slim

01-25-2008, 11:27 PM

Slim is a woman wearing man pants. :tsk:

You're the one calling it a night. Hell, I just sent the woman out for more beer...take that, you mofos.

claymore

01-25-2008, 11:29 PM

You're the one calling it a night. Hell, I just sent the woman out for more beer...take that, you mofos.Thats the fricking thing, I need to be doing other stuff, but, I laugh so hard at this **** it makes me come back.

Beef loves Hotdogs.

MOtorboat

01-25-2008, 11:31 PM

You're the one calling it a night. Hell, I just sent the woman out for more beer...take that, you mofos.

Bull****...you just sent your wife to get you more beer? How the hell did you pull that off?

slim

01-25-2008, 11:31 PM

Thats the fricking thing, I need to be doing other stuff, but, I laugh so hard at this **** it makes me come back.

Beef loves Hotdogs.

LOL...I know, my wife hates you SOBs. :elefant:

slim

01-25-2008, 11:32 PM

Bull****...you just sent your wife to get you more beer? How the hell did you pull that off?

She loves me :D

Don't ask me why...:elefant:

Broncogator

01-25-2008, 11:35 PM

She loves me :D

Don't ask me why...:elefant:

My wife loves me too.......I don't get it:confused:

Timmy!

01-25-2008, 11:37 PM

FYI: Blue Moon is terrible after drinking Jack & Cokes. Yuck.

slim

01-25-2008, 11:38 PM

FYI: Blue Moon is terrible after drinking Jack & Cokes. Yuck.

FYI....blue moon is always terrible.

slim

01-25-2008, 11:39 PM

My wife loves me too.......I don't get it:confused:

LOL...c'mon, it's not like I'm the first guy to ever ask his wife to go get him a twelve pack.

Timmy!

01-25-2008, 11:40 PM

FYI....blue moon is always terrible.

Well I'm trying to save whats left of my JD. I don't mind Blue Moon, but I didn't buy it. I'm really thinking about going to buy some Drool of Moose.

MOtorboat

01-25-2008, 11:40 PM

LOL...c'mon, it's not like I'm the first guy to ever ask his wife to go get him a twelve pack.

I've just decided I need a wife :wave:

frauschieze

01-25-2008, 11:41 PM

Well I'm trying to save whats left of my JD. I don't mind Blue Moon, but I didn't buy it. I'm really thinking about going to buy some Drool of Moose.

Mmmmmmmmmm.......Moose Drool. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2396/2170345958_7925b235c8_o.gif

slim

01-25-2008, 11:41 PM

I've just decided I need a wife :wave:

You have to take the good with the bad...just so you know.

Timmy!

01-25-2008, 11:42 PM

I've just decided I need a wife :wave:

Oh it sounds all well and good now MB, but just wait till tomorrow, or next week. It's going to bite him right in the ass eventually. :elefant:

MOtorboat

01-25-2008, 11:43 PM

You have to take the good with the bad...just so you know.

Oh it sounds all well and good now MB, but just wait till tomorrow, or next week. It's going to bite him right in the ass eventually. :elefant:

Yeah, I forgot about that crap...

slim

01-25-2008, 11:43 PM

Well I'm trying to save whats left of my JD. I don't mind Blue Moon, but I didn't buy it. I'm really thinking about going to buy some Drool of Moose.

I think I saw that the other day at QT...next time I'm there I am going to buy it.

Broncogator

01-25-2008, 11:45 PM

LOL...c'mon, it's not like I'm the first guy to ever ask his wife to go get him a twelve pack.

No, your the first guy to do it successfully:beer:

claymore

01-25-2008, 11:45 PM

I've just decided I need a wife :wave:
Trick deal, a wife will never just "go get you a 12" Something else must be involved. :eek:

MOtorboat

01-25-2008, 11:45 PM

No, you're the first guy to do it successfully:beer:

Corrected...:wave:

And I'm guessing he's going to pay for it later...

MOtorboat

01-25-2008, 11:46 PM

Trick deal, a wife will never just "go get you a 12" Something else must be involved. :eek:

Slim...are you going to have to go shopping tomorrow?

slim

01-25-2008, 11:47 PM

Corrected...:wave:

And I'm guessing he's going to pay for it later...

Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner....I will be paying for it for the rest of my life. Of course, tonight will be sweet as hell....:beer: :elefant:

MOtorboat

01-25-2008, 11:48 PM

Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner....I will be paying for it for the rest of my life. Of course, tonight will be sweet as hell....:beer: :elefant:

Shopping and facials for you! :elefant:

slim

01-25-2008, 11:48 PM

Slim...are you going to have to go shopping tomorrow?

LOL...not tomorrow (I have to work tomorrow)....but some day soon.

Broncogator

01-25-2008, 11:52 PM

LOL...not tomorrow (I have to work tomorrow)....but some day soon.

Just throw money at her.....seems to work for me:D

dogfish

01-26-2008, 12:02 AM

FYI....blue moon is always terrible.

don't let seeing red hear you say that. . . . :elefant:

slim

01-26-2008, 12:05 AM

don't let seeing red hear you say that. . . . :elefant:

Oh...in that case, my words were taken out of context. I would never disparage any beer...no matter its creed or color (except blue moon, which stinks to high heaven).

Timmy!

01-26-2008, 12:22 AM

Eh, I officially give Blue Moon a 6 1/2/10.