King, your sig is ready!! [Archive]

Devilspawn

11-25-2009, 11:45 PM

And just in time for the holidays.

Happy Thanksgiving. :)

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b23/dvlspwn/King87Alternate.jpg

MOtorboat

11-26-2009, 12:02 AM

Oh crap.

That's embarrassing.

Gamechanger

11-26-2009, 12:03 AM

http://i27.tinypic.com/wk48pj.jpg

LordTrychon

11-26-2009, 12:04 AM

Thus, we are all punished.

LordTrychon

11-26-2009, 12:05 AM

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b23/dvlspwn/King87.jpghttp://img38.imageshack.us/img38/577/devilspawn.jpg

Heh.

Heh.

:throwup:

girler

11-26-2009, 12:06 AM

:shocked: OUCH!

BroncoWave

11-26-2009, 12:16 AM

http://fapipo.today.com/files/2008/08/scared_cat.jpg

Shazam!

11-26-2009, 12:43 AM

King, you poor ****.

Midnight Blue

11-26-2009, 12:56 AM

My retinas may never recover.... :tsk:

Poet

11-26-2009, 12:59 AM

Oh dear.

Poet

11-26-2009, 01:04 AM

King, you poor ****.

I know man, I know. Oh wellz.

Shazam!

11-26-2009, 01:25 AM

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

Poet

11-26-2009, 01:26 AM

I want to turn sigs off for this two week period, but that wouldn't be in the spirit of the bet.

topscribe

11-26-2009, 01:32 AM

I want to turn sigs off for this two week period, but that wouldn't be in the spirit of the bet.

Who cares about spirits? I might turn turn of the sigs. http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Smilies/thsick.gif

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Poet

11-26-2009, 01:34 AM

Who cares about spirits? I might turn turn of the sigs. http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Smilies/thsick.gif

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You get my email, old timer?

Northman

11-26-2009, 01:35 AM

Omg

Gamechanger

11-26-2009, 01:44 AM

this is lulzy for all the wrong reasons

Devilspawn

11-26-2009, 01:50 AM

Look on the bright side. I photoshopped the underwear. :eek:

LordTrychon

11-26-2009, 01:53 AM

Look on the bright side. I photoshopped the underwear. :eek:

:laugh:

Did you just admit to looking at naked pics of men?

Devilspawn

11-26-2009, 01:56 AM

:laugh:

Did you just admit to looking at naked pics of men?
barf... suicide bombers do whatever it takes to get the message across. I carry the same mentality.

LordTrychon

11-26-2009, 02:00 AM

barf... suicide bombers do whatever it takes to get the message across. I carry the same mentality.

So...

Yeah. You look at naked men.

Devilspawn

11-26-2009, 02:03 AM

So...

Yeah. You look at naked men.
Who said he was naked? Ever hear of a THONG. sheesh don't derail my thread.

topscribe

11-26-2009, 02:16 AM

Who said he was naked? Ever hear of a THONG. sheesh don't derail my thread.

He might as well be naked.

Do they call him Woody for short? (I mean "short" as in nickname, no matter how obvious it may seem.)

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dogfish

11-26-2009, 03:44 AM

Who said he was naked? Ever hear of a THONG. sheesh don't derail my thread.

no, this one needs to be derailed. . . . :tsk::tsk:

Overtime

11-26-2009, 05:09 AM

bawahahahahaha....this thread is full of win!!!

ursamajor

11-26-2009, 06:01 AM

Holy Crap. I may never again make a sig bet with DS after seeing that thing.

GEM

11-26-2009, 09:31 AM

Good Lord...King I absolutely love you to death, but could you hold off posting for 2 weeks? That is a punishment not just to King, but every set of eyes who sees it! :laugh:

I might have to rethink all those sig bets I always accept from DS! :shocked:

KCL

11-26-2009, 11:08 AM

Great one DS...how long does King have to use it?

Poet

11-26-2009, 11:16 AM

Great one DS...how long does King have to use it?

:tsk:

NightTrainLayne

11-26-2009, 11:22 AM

I think the moderating team is going to have to weigh in on this one. Consider your signature reported King87.

Poet

11-26-2009, 11:24 AM

i think the moderating team is going to have to weigh in on this one. Consider your signature reported king87.

woot!

KCL

11-26-2009, 11:25 AM

:tsk:

Love that Raiders fan!!

:hahaha:

Poet

11-26-2009, 11:27 AM

Love that Raiders fan!!

:hahaha:

I hope that Larry Johnson goes into the HOF as a Chief.

KCL

11-26-2009, 11:36 AM

I hope that Larry Johnson goes into the HOF as a Chief.

:mad:
that was uncalled for.

Poet

11-26-2009, 11:42 AM

:mad:
that was uncalled for.

Hey, I'm always nice to you and you're always mean to me. Can't even show me love on turkey day.

Devilspawn

11-26-2009, 01:30 PM

I think the moderating team is going to have to weigh in on this one. Consider your signature reported King87.
Age discrimination at it's apex. :mad:

I'll change it. I don't wanna cause no trouble. :heh:

woot!
Not so fast. I've made some slight alterations. Enjoy. :heh:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b23/dvlspwn/King87Alternate.jpg

Poet

11-26-2009, 01:31 PM

Sigh, I'm going to point out that the changing of the sig does not reset my time.

I hate you.

Midnight Blue

11-26-2009, 02:24 PM

Well.... it's a little bit better.... but still does severe retinal damage. I may need therapy. :lol:

Gamechanger

11-26-2009, 02:24 PM

it's easier on the eyes

like someone pulled out a knife and poured pure seasalt in the wound

girler

11-26-2009, 02:26 PM

That change surprisingly makes it better at first glance. :confused:

But then it has so many raider thingies on it that I can't stare at it for long... :tsk:

Poet

11-26-2009, 02:41 PM

Devilspawn, I just want you to know that I hope Al Davis lives forever.

I've had embarrassing moments on message boards. I thought Reggie Bush was going to be the shit. I once confused Beef and Mo and thought Mo was the giant and Beef was the midget. I've mistaken Dogfish for a troll, thought Frau was a dude, and even one time posted a thread talking about me leaving the message board.

None of those moments come close to the ******* terribleness that this signature is. Everytime I post I see greasy Al "worse than Mike Brown" Davis staring at me. The only way that this signature would have been gayer would be if he was in a loin cloth sexing 2 dudes.

You mother ******.

Devilspawn

11-26-2009, 06:07 PM

^^^ :D

And what could ruin this day? 25 people in the house for Turkey Day, 15 of them die hard football fans. Me, my dad and two friends, Raiders fans. My wife, her sister, my OBNOXIOUS cousin, his little midget offsprings, all Cowboys fans. Sprinkle in a Vikings fan, my father in law and bro in law who's a Giants fan, and I'm hearing to it today. NICE! :tsk:

Poet

11-26-2009, 06:12 PM

Gamechanger

11-26-2009, 06:48 PM

Gamechanger

11-26-2009, 06:48 PM

You get no sympathy from me. LOOK AT MY SIGNATURE IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY!

:deathbylulz:

Slick

11-26-2009, 06:52 PM

:lol:

I still love you fatty, but that shit is funny. Nice one DS.

slim

11-26-2009, 06:58 PM

Nice work, DS.

You are an evil genius.

Poet

11-26-2009, 07:25 PM

Slim, Slick, you're both on my shit list.

ursamajor

11-27-2009, 05:35 AM

That change surprisingly makes it better at first glance. :confused:

But then it has so many raider thingies on it that I can't stare at it for long... :tsk:

Wow girler, I figured that you would have just put your thumb over Ol' Al's face.

But on the bright side, at least DS cropped out the banana.

Poet

12-04-2009, 03:00 PM

This bitch comes off on Sunday!

claymore

12-04-2009, 03:16 PM

This bitch comes off on Sunday!

You will never wash that stink of King.

Poet

12-04-2009, 03:26 PM

You will never wash that stink of King.

I'm tainted, like Gamechanger at a mayonnaise convention.

ursamajor

12-04-2009, 03:45 PM

I'm tainted, like Gamechanger at a mayonnaise convention.

No talks of taints please.

Poet

12-04-2009, 03:49 PM

No talks of taints please.

They call him greasy Al for a reason.

I'm like a martyr who didn't die. :lol:

MileHighCrew

12-04-2009, 03:50 PM

They call him greasy Al for a reason.

I'm like a martyr who didn't die. :lol:

Like a not funny version of Akmed the dead terrorist. You are not the only one suffering from your loss :tsk:

Poet

12-04-2009, 03:55 PM

Like a not funny version of Akmed the dead terrorist. You are not the only one suffering from your loss :tsk:

For weeks I had to see clips of Brandon ******* Stokey, you all can stare at my sig. Hell, I may just leave it in here permanently. :eek:

MileHighCrew

12-04-2009, 03:59 PM

49Brandon Stokley thanks for bringing up a great memory.

ursamajor

12-04-2009, 04:23 PM

For weeks I had to see clips of Brandon ******* Stokey, you all can stare at my sig. Hell, I may just leave it in here permanently. :eek:

You do that, I am pretty sure that an amendment to the CoC forbidding sig bets with DS.

KCL

12-04-2009, 04:24 PM

For weeks I had to see clips of Brandon ******* Stokey, you all can stare at my sig. Hell, I may just leave it in here permanently. :eek:

If you decide to leave the sig up...please post elsewhere.

Poet

12-04-2009, 04:28 PM

If you decide to leave the sig up...please post elsewhere.

You'd miss me.

KCL

12-04-2009, 04:39 PM

You'd miss me.

And you would miss me.

Poet

12-04-2009, 04:41 PM

And you would miss me.

Seeing how you don't like me anymore,I'm not sure )=.

KCL

12-04-2009, 04:43 PM

Seeing how you don't like me anymore,I'm not sure )=.

WTF does that mean? I like you...well maybe not now after reading
this...:mad:

Poet

12-04-2009, 04:48 PM

WTF does that mean? I like you...well maybe not now after reading
this...:mad:

KCL, you used to show me love. No love for King from you.

KCL

12-04-2009, 04:49 PM

KCL, you used to show me love. No love for King from you.

I posted in your thread...didn't I?

Poet

12-04-2009, 04:56 PM

I posted in your thread...didn't I?

How long have we been posting together?

NightTrainLayne

12-04-2009, 05:00 PM

You do that, I am pretty sure that an amendment to the CoC forbidding sig bets with DS.

You didn't see the sig bet that DS lost last season. . .

:drool:

Poet

12-04-2009, 05:01 PM

You didn't see the sig bet that DS lost last season. . .

:drool:

I may have missed that myself.

KCL

12-04-2009, 05:19 PM

How long have we been posting together?

:whoknows:

:noidea:

I give...how long?

Day1BroncoFan

12-04-2009, 06:20 PM

:whoknows:

:noidea:

I give...how long?

:shocked:

pnbronco

12-04-2009, 07:13 PM

Oh King, I was wondering what was going on. Now I know and I would feel your pain, but I don't want to be that sick.....:sorry:

Devilspawn

12-05-2009, 07:27 AM

I may have missed that myself.
King, you are a man of your word. We shall do this again the next time we meet.

*strolls off into the sunset, smiling, whistling*

Poet

12-05-2009, 01:49 PM

King, you are a man of your word. We shall do this again the next time we meet.

*strolls off into the sunset, smiling, whistling*

One....last.....day.....I SHALL SURVIVE!

Devilspawn

12-06-2009, 05:02 PM

What a gorious day for you, King. You get to remove that awesome sig, ((( :( ))) Shittsburgh loses, and the Bengals damn near clinch the North. You go boy!

Gamechanger

12-06-2009, 05:05 PM

congrats to DS

it looks like Gradkowski will be a servicable starter for you guys

Devilspawn

12-06-2009, 05:08 PM

We lose 40-3 with what's his face behind center.

frauschieze

12-06-2009, 06:14 PM

What a gorious day for you, King. You get to remove that awesome sig, ((( :( ))) Shittsburgh loses, and the Bengals damn near clinch the North. You go boy!

High five for edit reason. I like edit reasons that make me laugh.